Badlands Citizenship and Spamstitution

[Kitty]

So, that's what all the gibberish really meant. I was better off not knowing.

 

[The Dork Lord]

^And what was YOURS about then?

 

[Kitty]

I'd rather not say.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Eyesocket sex

 

[Kitty]

That wasn't it.

 

[Yub]

What a bunch of sillies you all are.

Kity does it doggie style!

 

[Kitty]

No comment.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Not a big difference.

 

[Kitty]

Not a big difference.

Between Eye Socket sex and Doggy Style sex?

 

[Yub]

No comment.

Silence is another form of admission. HAWT

 

[The Dork Lord]

KITTY STYLE?

 

[Yub]

That's like doggy style but she purrs and claws at the blanket as well.

 

[The Dork Lord]

STROKE THE PUSSY?

 

[Yub]

Quite.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Eyesocket sex

K so a guy goes to a whorehose and he only has 5 bucks.

They send him out to the back porch where there's an old lady sittinguin a rocking chair.

She pops out her glass eye and gives him the best socket-job he's ever had in his life.

After it's over she tells him: "Come back any time, I'll keep an eye out for you!"

 

[Dirk Funk]

^ That had no redeeming value whatsoever, and now I won't be able to get that image out of my mind. *shudder*

 

[Dark Pickle]

Not my fault you have no sense of humor.

 

[Sniper Kitty]

That joke was disgusting.

 

[Sniper Kitty]

That joke was disgusting.

 

[Yub]

But it was funny.