can someone fix the staff?

[Dirk Funk]

can someone fix the staff?

*looks in pants* There's nothing wrong with my staff. I haven't had any complaints.

 

[Conchaga]

Plastic dolls can't complain.

ZING!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Plastic dolls can't complain.

ZING!

Plastic is for amateurs. http://www.realdoll.com/

 

[Yub]

You've evolved to include the synthetic?

 

[jack]

Plastic is for amateurs. http://www.realdoll.com/

Coyote Ugly has a couple of those. He's named one "Blondie".