Lilac said:
This isn't the thread to get into it, but why didn't you care for the miniseries? I felt it a much better adaptation than David Lynch (aside from the painted backgrounds being a little too prominant sometimes).
The miniseries is a more faithful adaptation of the book, I'll give it that (I read all six Herbert books about a year before it came out --never got to his son's prequels). I also admired how they didn't feel the need to throw some cooked up techno-gimmick (the "weirding modules" in the Lynch film) to liven it up or as a substitute for the complex political intrigue. Some of the actors, especially the woman who played Chani, were fun to watch. The sandworms were much better and looked a lot less like humungous schlongs than they did in the original (I used to defend them by explaining that hey: They're
giant worms. How the hell are they
not going to look like enormous peckers?)
That's about all the nice things I have to say about the miniseries, though. It truly had some of worst direction I've ever seen (and I mean horrible; almost on par with 'Battlefield Earth'). The pacing was tedious, the performances wooden, even from William Hurt. For all that was wrong with Lynch's film, as someone who's read the book more than once I, for one, thought his casting was terrific (yes, even Sting fit his role very well --better than those fucked-up skivvies he wore). In the miniseries many of the casting decisions truly buggered description, like the Fremen: This sinewy, weatherbeaten desert race were played by a bunch of fat shits, led by Stilgar: a pasty, balding lardass. I remember watching it with the growing impression that the film looked like it got hijacked during into pre-production by my dissipated Uncle Burt, who directed it half in the bag and peppered the cast & crew with his drinking buddies.
I could cite & elaborate many examples, but I'd have to watch the fucking thing again. Suffice it to say: The Lynch film left me befuddled and disappointed with an half-perfect movie, something that might have been great on it's own (even with the minor changes from the book) but for the budget & time constraints. The miniseries, on the other hand, not only made me cringe but actually made me angry: They had a much better opportunity to get it right, get a truer feel for the novel and they pissed it away with some incredibly stupid decisions.
But you're right: If I'm going to nitpick, perhaps elsewhere. Hopefully this didn't derail things too badly (and thanks for the sober response --refreshing compared to the avalanche of shit I get whenever I get into this with your typical sci-fi fan.)