casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

[DarthSikle]

I still haven't been cast. Racists!@!

 

[Conchaga]

^ Extra.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

TQ has nothing to be ashamed of and he has the balls to post his real pic. Good for him.

Although I did enjoy the ballerina with his face that Edna photo-chopped.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I still haven't been cast. Racists!@!

Jeremy Piven?

Christ on Rye, I DUNNO!!! What do you look like?

Oh: The new list will be up in moments. :bigass:

 

[Archibald Nixon]

missmanners - Kristin Chenoweth, Jodi Foster, Holly Hunter

Mentalist - Ewen MacGregor - Christian Bale

Conchaga - Seth Rogen

jack - Lewis Black

Messenger - Hayden Christensen

Eloisel - Reba McIntyre, Piper Laurie

Gagh - Robbie Williams

bad dog - Michael Madsen

Sarek - John Goodman

Coyote Ugly - Nicky Katt

The Question - Hugh Laurie

Laker_Girl - Eliza Dushku - Kelly Carlson - Kristanna Loken - Ali Larter

Big Dick McGee - Joe Rogan

Tisiphone - Jennifer Love Hewitt

Gonad - Fiona Apple

Grammour Boy - Paul Reubens

St. Lucifer - Vincent D'Onofrio

Lord Raffles - Richard E. Grant (switcheroo w/ Sadistic Bastard)

VKD - Andrew Dice Clay

Donovan - James Spader

Tamar_Garish - Amy Acker

KerbCrawler - Brian Posehn

Gurk McGuintey - Verne Troyer

Mongo CGI --voiced by James Earl Jones

GrandTheftCow CGI --voiced by Patton Oswalt


Cait - Felicity Huffman

Shatna - Jason Alexander

Sadi - Brittany Murphy

HeroicFool - Jaleel White

RWC - Rob Schneider

Jillian - Phyllis Diller

Skin Of Evil -Peter Stormare

(new additions...)

Captain Wacky - Cillian Murphy

Dark Link - Brendan Fraser

Darth Sikle

Hambil - Woody Allen

Eggs Mayonnaise - Nathan Lane

Loktar - Kevin James

curiousa2z - Monica Bellucci

RommieSG - DJ Qualls

Blazerboy - Leo DeCaprio

Enkephalen - Linda Fiorentino

Bickendan/Malarky/Lilac - Alexis Denisof

Colonel Kira's Left Tit - Donald Sutherland

Sardonica - John Cleese

dogbert - Artie Lang

Atlas_Collins - Kane

Friday - Yeardley Smith

Tisiphone - Kari wuhrer

Mirah/Love Child - Catherine Bell

Cassie - Mary McCormack

Henoch - Sean Hayes

The Artist - Dennis Miller

Number_6 - Patrick McGoohan - Daniel Craig - Michael Moriarty

Sadistic Bastard - Jeffrey Combs

starguard - Danny DeVito - Christopher Walken

Robert "Monkey" Loggia - Tim Curry - Robert Loggia!

NeonMercuryASH - Swoosie Kurtz

Tiff_77 - Jeri Ryan -

Shy - Kate Walsh

Chuck - Jake Busey

Elrod/Ned - Danny Aiello

Kim Nyholm/Danny Hellman - Jerry Doyle

Geedis/Blackfoot Flavor Flav

(and finally, because I'm a good sport...)

Cranky Bastard - Henry Rollins

Miss Tanner - Jaime Pressley

Still looking to cast: headvoid, Ssgt_Sniper, Morrigan, Blade and/or Bladev1, Peter Octavian, LoverofPurple, Yo & Yo2.



*whew*

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Actors I'd Love To Use:

Ewen Bremner
Alan Rickman
Giovanni Ribisi
Steve Buscemi
Devon Aoki
Hudson Leick
Kelly Carlson
Michael Berryman
Miguel Ferrer
Carla Gugino
Gary Sinise
Brian Cox
John C. McGinley
Laura Prepon
Chris Elliot
James Woods

so far...

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Wasn't Steve Buscemi cast for TQ?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

D'oh!

DarthSikle - Jeremy Piven

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Wasn't Steve Buscemi cast for TQ?

Reconsidered. I think Hugh Laurie suits him better. Buscemi's up for grabs.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

You don't have a Hugh Jackman yet, nor a Viggo Mortenson. Then there's Marton Csokas (Aeon Flux), too.

The wife's thrills and chills.

She likes the first two, but I think Marton actually makes her wet.

She's flattered with Jaime, but she looks like a shorter Elizabeth Hurley with frizzier hair and smaller boobs. Not that it matters, cast her blowing up with me in the beginning and throw a brunette stunt double in place. No one will be the wiser.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Damn, it's loaded with typos. My laptop was acting funny and I was in a rush to post before losing everything.

Tisi's on twice. Kari Wuhrer is who was finally cast, I believe.

Time flies! Off to work...

 

[Friday]

Just throwing it out there....

I've been told I bear a resemblance to Mindy Cohn, from The Facts of Life:

 

[The Harlot]

You don't have a Hugh Jackman yet, nor a Viggo Mortenson. Then there's Marton Csokas (Aeon Flux), too.

The wife's thrills and chills.

She likes the first two, but I think Marton actually makes her wet.

She's flattered with Jaime, but she looks like a shorter Elizabeth Hurley with frizzier hair and smaller boobs. Not that it matters, cast her blowing up with me in the beginning and throw a brunette stunt double in place. No one will be the wiser.

I don't know, but is it a good thing that you know me so well??

 

[The Harlot]

Just throwing it out there....

I've been told I bear a resemblance to Mindy Cohn, from The Facts of Life:

I remember her. She was really funny. I had forgotten about that show.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Never watched it.

 

[Friday]

OH! Bladev1 would be Vin Diesel. Definitely. Just plain Blade is a whole different person, and I don't know him that well.

 

[DarthSikle]

Jeremy Piven?

Christ on Rye, I DUNNO!!! What do you look like?

Oh: The new list will be up in moments. :bigass:

LOL. Ari Gold is definately my style of business. I'm not that good looking but I'll keep it!!!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

She's flattered with Jaime, but she looks like a shorter Elizabeth Hurley with frizzier hair and smaller boobs.

Rachel Leigh Cook?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I had to look her up.

You have a really good grasp on faces and names.

Close. She has bangs and wears glasses. Elizabeth sports bangs, too, which is why I used her name. Elizabeth is also older and Miss Tanner is 41.

Not that I think she should be Elizabeth. I'm just really bad with actors and actresses.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

TQ has nothing to be ashamed of and he has the balls to post his real pic. Good for him.

Although I did enjoy the ballerina with his face that Edna photo-chopped.

I posted my real pic there too. :-? :|