casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

[Cranky Bastard]

My real pic has been out once for a few minutes, then I took it down. The admins at TV know what I look like and Miss Tanner and I met Snoop (Bad Dog) for beer and pizza.

Hey, Snoop. Post that edited pic in here of the glory hole, wouldja?

Someday if TK has a fit of personal pic posting, I'll throw mine out again. Miss Tanner and I are scrawny fuckers.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

OH! Bladev1 would be Vin Diesel. Definitely. Just plain Blade is a whole different person, and I don't know him that well.

Yeah, I know nothing about the original Blade. Bladev1, however, was new here around the time I started lurking: during the SW invasion last April or so.

When I read "Vin Diesel" I was suddenly reminded of someone who, IMO, would be perfect for Bladev1: Paul McCrane.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I had to look her up.

You have a really good grasp on faces and names.

It's a gift and curse. A gift because, well, it's fun. A curse because I can't really turn it off.

Close. She has bangs and wears glasses. Elizabeth sports bangs, too, which is why I used her name. Elizabeth is also older and Miss Tanner is 41. Not that I think she should be Elizabeth.

Things like glasses, hair color & length, and even (to a point) age, height & build can ALL be altered/manipulated. What's important is that you can see the person in the actor's face if you squint, and more importantly, that the actor can live up to the role.

I'm just really bad with actors and actresses.

I probably can't name all the current Supreme Court justices. Such is my lot, to be a walking Tetris game of random cinematic factoids. :-?

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I have the same thing with actors. I practically can't remember to put my pants on, but I can see an actor and name their whole fucking filmography.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But who to play me?

Illeana Douglas?

 

[Tyrant]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actors I'd Love To Use:
Miguel Ferrer

I think there's your darth.

 

[Tyrant]

I know all your tricks. You can't kill the Messiah.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I think there's your darth.

Just make him black.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Forest Whitaker then.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I know all your tricks. You can't kill the Messiah.

I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.

 

[Conchaga]

I still want to nominate this thread for thread of the year. Highly entertaining all over the place.

 

[DarthSikle]

I think there's your darth.

Hmmm. That is closer to how I look with Ari Gold's personality.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Hmmm. That is closer to how I look with Ari Gold's personality.

Miguel Ferrer can totally do Ari Gold --remember him in the original RoboCop?

Whaddya say?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

More actors:

Adam Arkin
Alan Arkin
Tom Noonan
Zach Galifianakis
Sam Rockwell
Ron Perlman
David Patrick Kelly
Michael Bowen
Philip Seymour Hoffman
James Sloyan
Marc Alaimo
J. E. Freeman
Timothy Carhart

More actresses:

Rachel Dratch
Cynthia Watros
Claudia Black
Karen Silas
Fairuza Balk
Laura San Giacomo
Jennifer Morrison
Amy Pohler
Amy Sedaris
Nicole Sullivan
Alyson Hannigan


Yeah, I know some are semi-obscure, but they're worth a look-up at IMDB.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I still want to nominate this thread for thread of the year. Highly entertaining all over the place.

Thank you --I'm flattered.

Sometimes I wonder how Shatna's "TKHouse" thread would've turned out had he not got himself enmeshed in the whole Sadi clusterfuck.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

BTW --whatever happend to Ssgt_Sniper? Does he post elsewhere? Did he ever give a reason for bailing?

 

[Gonad]

I would prefer to be played by Randy Quaid but Fiona Apple is okay.

 

[The Question]

I'd like to be played with by Sarah McLachlan. Molested by her, preferably.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And with the whole Lilith Fair thing, she'd probably bring a couple of friends along...