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casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

Archibald Nixon said:
Speaking of bolts of inspiration: Maybe Candice Bergen as Caitrona instead of Nicole Kidman? That frees up the latter to play...possibly...L_G?
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Due to Kidman being a redhead, I object to L_G being portrayed by her. I'd want her too much. And we all know that if I started to want LG, the universe would implode.
 
I nominate that Vourgin Boy die in some stupid fashion where he basically kills himself through masturbating so hard he has an aneurysm. There needs to be comic relief somewhere.

Any objections?
 
Conchaga said:
I nominate that Vourgin Boy die in some stupid fashion where he basically kills himself through masturbating so hard he has an aneurysm. There needs to be comic relief somewhere.

Any objections?
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I say he jerks it right off then spends the rest of the film running around with it, crying for someone to sew it back on. He can be in that final shot they sometimes throw in after the end credits, when he gets run over by one of those huge tarmac-smoothing cylinders.

Who wants to drive it?
 
Archibald Nixon said:
I say he jerks it right off then spends the rest of the film running around with it, crying for someone to sew it back on. He can be in that final shot they sometimes throw in after the end credits, when he gets run over by one of those huge tarmac-smoothing cylinders.

Who wants to drive it?
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I call first dibs!
 
We all know who would play me.

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Lord Raffles said:
INT. TROLL KINGDOM, THE TEA ROOM. DAY​
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Wrong form. Replace the commas with single dashes. And you forgot the opening transition.

FADE IN

INT. TEA ROOM - DAY

MISSMANNERS sets a plate of Golden Cookies on a small coffee table. On the sofa, EGGS MAYONNAISE and LOVE CHILD hold hands and gaze into each others' eyes with longing. They break from this at the sound of the plate on the table.

EGGS MAYONNAISE
Hey, wow! Golden Cookies are here again!

He reaches out and takes one from the plate.

LOVE CHILD
Ooh! I love these!

GOLDEN COOKIE #1
Bite me.

FADE OUT
 
Sadistic Bastard said:
I have got to start posting again...(SIGH).

Yes, attention whore post. In any case, I'm un-castable, but curious as to what the impression may be.
-SB
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Doug Bradley, sans "Pinhead" makeup -- who else?
 
I don't always look angry in my pics -- sometimes I look angry, and sometimes I look insane. Other times, I look happy. In rare pics, I look happy to be insane, or angry about being happy.
 
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