casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

[The Question]

Kevin Smith might be my choice to write it and maybe direct it.

Hey, nuh uh. I get to write it. It'll have to wait until after Dread God is Draft 0 complete, at least, though.

 

[Conchaga]

Maybe we could get Sardonica to come back and help produce it. He's got all the right connections nowadays.

 

[Conchaga]

Damn...who knew? He certainly posts like an adolescent.

I think he blows off immature steam here like most of us do.

 

[The Question]

^^BLARF!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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[Conchaga]

^ See what I mean?

 

[The Question]

^^Exactly.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I stand corrected.

As for starguard, I dunno...Wayne Knight? Benji from Howard Stern?

 

[Conchaga]

He could be another opportunity to use a derranged DeVito.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Kristanna Loken. Not sure how well it fits LG, but Kristanna Loken can do psychotic, manipulative, intimidating and hot all at once.

She certainly has the looks, but does she have the range? (I've only seen her in T3 --fun film, but not exactly an actor's showcase). Which of her other roles shows this?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Would you like to be disintegrated in the first five minutes, or later on?

Insta-vape to start the show so I don't have to sit through a bunch of BS to point at myself before leaving the theater and skipping the rest of the show.

 

[The Harlot]

Oh good --extras. You two can be the couple humping behind the tree.

Cool, do we get to be stabbed by "The Slasher" ??

:devious:

 

[Conchaga]

You can be some n00b extra that gets totally flamed and pwned in the first few minutes. Either that, or you can be the guy with the real life who looks at this junk, chuckles, and then turns around to a room full of half-naked women and booze. We'll let you pick.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

She'll pick the flaming - she's not into the cliche lez bullshit.

 

[Conchaga]

Woops! That was directed at you, Cranky.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Insta-vape to start the show so I don't have to sit through a bunch of BS to point at myself before leaving the theater and skipping the rest of the show.

Awesome! A feature like this needs some sick violence in the first minute or so to grab the audience by the small hairs, a la Bond flicks. You can be part of some pre-titles massacre --and since you floated the idea, your demise can be the most memorable. I'll put it in the contract.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Speaking of bolts of inspiration: Maybe Candice Bergen as Caitrona instead of Nicole Kidman? That frees up the latter to play...possibly...L_G?

 

[Grammour Boy]

She'll pick the flaming - she's not into the cliche lez bullshit.

:laugh:

 

[Conchaga]

Christopher Walken does a good deranged act

Woah, good idea! I'd kill to work with that guy. He's hysterical.

Just think of Walken's SNL role as The Continental. That'd be perfect for starguard.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Make my death one of those typical Hollywood explosions where there's a huge fireball and I'm the hapless schmuck thrown flailing around in the air.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Maybe we could get Sardonica to come back and help produce it. He's got all the right connections nowadays.

True. We'd need someone on the inside to keep the beigeists from de-fanging the whole thing.