casting TrollKingdom: The Flick

[Grammour Boy]

I nominate Andie MacDowell to play missmanners--killer legs and all.

 

[headvoid]

Not that I don't like her & not that I shouldn't take your word for it, but why?

appearance I suppose, plus an ability to LOL

 

[The Harlot]

I don't look like any "movie star".

Thank GOD.

Yes, Amen. (hugs)

 

[Lord Raffles]

Yes, Amen. (hugs)

How does a Harlot find time to post on the internet?

 

[The Harlot]

How does a Harlot find time to post on the internet?

I don't know, I give up?

How do you?

 

[Conchaga]

No flaming in here. Go elsewhere. This thread hasn't been tainted by stupidity yet. Especially you, Tanner. I know you are but what am I bullshit is tossed out as inadmissable immediately.

 

[Laker_Girl]

you wish you looked like Charlize Theron

True, so what's your point?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

And Number_6? He actually *is* the spitting image of Patrick McGoohan. It's uncanny.

Unless Number_6 lodges a complaint here, consider this a done deal (McGoohan may be pushing 80, but it's all I've got).

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I choose Charlize Theron to play me...Think the way she looked in Devil's Advocate and the character she played in Monster...Without the lesbian part of it.

Word.

What I need is an actress who looks like she could drill a hole through your head by staring at it, or make you cry by raising the pitch of her voice. Theron is a fine, hot actress, but the scariest roles I've ever seen her in have shown me someone who can play psychotic and/or manipulative, but not really intimidating.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I don't look like any "movie star".

Thank GOD.

Yes, Amen. (hugs)

Oh good --extras. You two can be the couple humping behind the tree.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I will be played by an anonymous red-shirt.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

starguard - Chris Owen

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I will be played by an anonymous red-shirt.

Would you like to be disintegrated in the first five minutes, or later on?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Oh, and for Laker_Girl....Eliza Dushku. Her kick ass attitude kinda fits.

FINALLY! Thank you!!

I'd be cool with this. 8)

 

[Conchaga]

starguard - Chris Owen

Attitude right, age all wrong. Starguard is MUCH older.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Okay, I think may have enough for a callback list, which I'll post in the next day or so. Any more bolts of inspiration, now's the time.

 

[Conchaga]

Who would you get to direct and produce this epic?

We'd need an innovator who's good with dialogue and a large cast. Kevin Smith is my first guess on a director.

Producer, well, we'd need someone who wouldn't use ALL special effects and let the drama unfold with out corny gimmicks. Any suggestions, because I'm fresh out.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Attitude right, age all wrong. Starguard is MUCH older.

Damn...who knew? He certainly posts like an adolescent.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Who would you get to direct and produce this epic?

We'd need an innovator who's good with dialogue and a large cast. Kevin Smith is my first guess on a director.

Producer, well, we'd need someone who wouldn't use ALL special effects and let the drama unfold with out corny gimmicks. Any suggestions, because I'm fresh out.

Kevin Smith might be my choice to write it and maybe direct it. Also, I don't really know from producers; when I think about it I can only come up with other directors.

Paul Thomas Anderson, perhaps?

This will take some thought...

 

[The Question]

What I need is an actress who looks like she could drill a hole through your head by staring at it, or make you cry by raising the pitch of her voice. Theron is a fine, hot actress, but the scariest roles I've ever seen her in have shown me someone who can play psychotic and/or manipulative, but not really intimidating.

Kristanna Loken. Not sure how well it fits LG, but Kristanna Loken can do psychotic, manipulative, intimidating and hot all at once.