Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

[Dr Dave]

Why would she do that?

 

[Dr Dave]

10/18/14

Multiple Geese sightings!

1)Geese sighted around pond near old folks home. Could they be spying on our elders?

2)Geese sighted in sports fields at area park! Geese could be wanting to monitor our recreation activities!

10/24/14

Geese sighted during areal flyover.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe geese take old people away when they die and eat them.

 

[Dr Dave]

How many geese would it take to lift your average elderly person?

 

[CaptainWacky]

FOUR

 

[Cassie]

WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!

 

[Dr Dave]

They don't deserve a Sax solo!

 

[Cassie]

GOOSE PROPAGANDA

 

[headvoid]

We all know what the "accident" was, don't we MR FUCKIN GOOSE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The goose is going to lead the dog over a cliff.

 

[Dr Dave]

That is indeed propaganda.

 

[Dr Dave]

1/9/15

Multiple geese sightings!

1) Two groups of geese sighted in feild! Geese were nesseled together in two groupings. These could possibly be two diffrent goose gangs, or they had split into teams for some sort of team meeting.

2)Geese sighted during flyover!

3)Second flyover sighted, I believe this to be a different group of geese.

4)Third geese flyover sighting. I also believe this to be a diffrent group from the previous two.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We need to start a war between rival goose gangs to thin out their numbers...

 

[Dr Dave]

Not a bad idea!

 

[Cassie]

Not good.

 

[Dr Dave]

Uh oh.

Now this picture raises some questions. Is the gentleman trying to hide from them by being in a ball/fetal/goose/swan position? Or perhaps has he had some form of trauma and is in the ball/fetal position?

 

[Cassie]

Maybe they MURDERED him.

 

[Dr Dave]

A fate worse then several others.

 

[Dr Dave]

2/5/15

Geese sighted during flyover of my neighborhood. I believe this sighting consisted of two groups of geese.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They're a little late for migrating – aren't they freezing their little paté's off?