a flock of seagulls flew over my pals balcony and shit bombed us with like 30 hits i had shit all up my arm and a bit on my hand but they missed the joint so I WIN kind of...
There were either ducks or geese flying over my house the other night. Like hundreds of them. I think they were geese, because if they had been ducks I would have had an erection.
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