Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

[Dr Dave]

10/28/210

Geese sighted in local field.

What are they up too? Scouting party?

Seen them there before.

They should find some place else to go.

Can't be trusted.

 

[Seph]

a flock of seagulls flew over my pals balcony and shit bombed us with like 30 hits i had shit all up my arm and a bit on my hand but they missed the joint so I WIN kind of...

 

[Seph]

dont trust geese dr dave, beady eyes tell lots of lies, like north koreans...

 

[Loktar]

It might be an invasion force. I saw geese amassing by the pond every day at the Rochester mall when I lived out there briefly in 2006.

 

[Dr Dave]

dont trust geese dr dave, beady eyes tell lots of lies, like north koreans...

Don't worry, I don't trust them.

 

[Seph]

I had little to no doubt...

 

[Dr Dave]

Steph knows the score.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There were either ducks or geese flying over my house the other night. Like hundreds of them. I think they were geese, because if they had been ducks I would have had an erection.

 

[Seph]

yes that wud fit ur character u loony.

 

[Dr Dave]

CaptainWacky is not a piece of canadian currency.

 

[Seph]

i know hes a looney...

 

[CaptainWacky]

i'm captain whicky-wacky

 

[Dr Dave]

11-6-2010

Geese sited doing aerial maneuvers.

What is their fiendish plot?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Those DASTARDS.

 

[Dr Dave]

They were making GOOSE NOISES too!

 

[Henoch]

They were making GOOSE NOISES too!

Would you be scared if they barked like a dog?

 

[Dr Dave]

I might be alarmed by this.

 

[Henoch]

I might be alarmed by this.

What if they just bit you like a dog without barking?

 

[Dr Dave]

11-18-2010, 7:58 PM (aprox)

GEESE SIGHTED, once again doing aerial maneuvers!

This time at night, THEY ONLY GET BOLDER!

What is their plot?

YOU WONT WIN GEESE, GO BACK TO CANADA OR BE COOKED FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER!

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE, NO FURTHER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

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