Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

[Dr Dave]

3/31/16

1)Several sightings at area park, including some in man made pond. Saw people feeding the geese, ignoreing signs around park to not feed the "waterfowl". Note, the sign I saw had a goose on it.

2)Geese sighted at golf course.

4/1/16

Geese seen flying over golf course, and at it. They seem somewhat indifferent to the golfers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You need to write "don't feed THE FUCKING GEESE" on all those signs so people will notice them.

 

[Dr Dave]

They'd just ignore it.

 

[Dr Dave]

4/4/16

Geese sighted at local park, destroying the grass as USUAL!



Also saw some in a baseball field at the park, trying to destroy America's passtime!



:usa2:

 

[Cassie]

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what an asshole

 

[Dr Dave]

4/7/16

Many geese sighted on this SUMMER LIKE spring day!

Some geese sighted at the golf course, but more importantly, many geese sighted at a local rhododendron garden! A number of them were in a space where weddings take place in the garden area. A number of geese at the garden were HONKING wildly!

 

[Dr Dave]

4/12/16

Geese sighted at rhododendron garden! I went there with MY VERY OWN mother, we feed some ducks when a mennacing goose came up. I tossed food at it to make sure it would not attack my ELDERLY MOTHER!

 

[Dr Dave]

4/15/16

Geese sighted at local park. Saw people walking a dog who was chasing some of the geese. These are TRUE PATRIOTS!

4/17/16

Geese sighted at same park. One goose was HONKING MADLY for some reason, possibly at other geese.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They seem to be (goose-)stepping up their campaign of intimidation.

 

[Dr Dave]

4/18/16

Geese sighted in section of park with new plants. Once again doing their best to DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have long suspected that geese in fact come from another planet.

 

[Dr Dave]

That could be.

 

[headvoid]

Geese have started writing their own reviews. They don't even have fingers! How are they doing this?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I love the bolding of random words. "But they will not usualy attrak them..."

That's how you know a goose wrote it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Propaganda!