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Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

3/31/16

1)Several sightings at area park, including some in man made pond. Saw people feeding the geese, ignoreing signs around park to not feed the "waterfowl". Note, the sign I saw had a goose on it.

2)Geese sighted at golf course.

4/1/16

Geese seen flying over golf course, and at it. They seem somewhat indifferent to the golfers.
 
You need to write "don't feed THE FUCKING GEESE" on all those signs so people will notice them.
 
They'd just ignore it.
 
4/4/16

Geese sighted at local park, destroying the grass as USUAL!

:rwmad:

Also saw some in a baseball field at the park, trying to destroy America's passtime!

:rwmad:

:usa2:
 
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what an asshole
 
4/7/16

Many geese sighted on this SUMMER LIKE spring day!

Some geese sighted at the golf course, but more importantly, many geese sighted at a local rhododendron garden! A number of them were in a space where weddings take place in the garden area. A number of geese at the garden were HONKING wildly!
 
4/12/16

Geese sighted at rhododendron garden! I went there with MY VERY OWN mother, we feed some ducks when a mennacing goose came up. I tossed food at it to make sure it would not attack my ELDERLY MOTHER!
 
4/15/16

Geese sighted at local park. Saw people walking a dog who was chasing some of the geese. These are TRUE PATRIOTS!

4/17/16

Geese sighted at same park. One goose was HONKING MADLY for some reason, possibly at other geese.
 
They seem to be (goose-)stepping up their campaign of intimidation.
 
4/18/16

Geese sighted in section of park with new plants. Once again doing their best to DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT!
 
I have long suspected that geese in fact come from another planet.
 
That could be.
 
Geese have started writing their own reviews. They don't even have fingers! How are they doing this?


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I love the bolding of random words. "But they will not usualy attrak them..."

That's how you know a goose wrote it.
 
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