Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

[Dr Dave]

2/18/16

Multiple Geese sightings!

1) Geese sighted at local park (across from a fire station) eating THE PEOPLES GRASS!

2)Geese sighted behind fire station! Could they be monitoring our emergency services?!

3)Geese sighed at local golf course. This was a small number of geese, probably a scouting party.

4)Large geese sighting at local LIBERAL ARTS college!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who are geese supporting in the presidential race?

 

[Dr Dave]

Good question.

My guess would be Trump or Cruz.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In the book/movie "Animal Farm" the geese are like internet commenters.

 

[Dr Dave]

Pure evil...

 

[Dr Dave]

2/22/16

1)Small group of Geese sighed at park across from fire station. They're destruction of park grass and monitoring of our emergency services continues!

2) Geese sighted at local golf course. They must be monitoring the sport of golf. Apart from monitoring our recreation activities, they may be studying a weapon that is effective against them (golf balls).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was working on a gun that shoots golf balls...

 

[Dr Dave]

Is it done yet?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was mysteriously stolen in the night. Only some goose feathers remain where it once was...

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think Brent Spiner took it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Not a funny thing to do!

 

[CaptainWacky]

This Video Zooms In On A Goose To Simulate What I... | ClickHole

 

[Dr Dave]

March 9-12, 2016

Multiple geese sightings, too many to put down individually!

1) Multiple sightings of different size groups at local golf course! Some consisted of large and small groups! As my bus passes by this place I regularly see the BASTARD FUCK GEESE. They seem to have set up a camp here, THE ASSNOSES!

2)Geese once again sighted near building that houses elders. Waiting for them to die probably!

3)Geese sighted behind fire house.

4) Geese on sidewalk, drinking eater that collected on street. They can't just ruin the grass, now they block the sidewalks!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You go out looking for them, don't you. DON'T YOU!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dr_Dave and the geese have a deep connection that few can understand.

 

[Cassie]

So young and innocent, their journey to pure evil has only just begun.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Never let them fool you.

 

[Dr Dave]

You go out looking for them, don't you. DON'T YOU!!!

I don't need too! One of the buses I take regularly goes by places they seem to congregate.

 

[Dr Dave]

So young and innocent, their journey to pure evil has only just begun.

Shifty bastardfucks!