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Don't forget to set your COCKS forward tonight!

We could all live in a big house together and take care of each other's emotional needs and play Mario Kart.
 
I'D WASH ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR... while you all play Mario Kart, and I'd fix chicken and dumplings when you're sick, and sometimes I'd just sit in a corner and daydream about Liam McIntyre (he's my current pretend celebrity boyfriend).
 
the retro clock in the front hall, my alarm clock, my clock in my den. the stove clock, my wristwatch, the clock I put in the bathroom to subtly tell people to hurry the hell up(fail) AND my car clock (which I still cant figure out): all manual. :rwmad:
so basically the puter & the TV are the only ones I dont have to change. :rwmad:
 
Also I'd have a special room none of you are allowed to enter or look in and when I leave it I'd wear a mask.
 
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