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Don't forget to set your COCKS forward tonight!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
One hour less WANKING TIME. :(

(I'll just start wanking an hour early.)
 
Good luck with your cocks gents.
 
THANK JEBUS. :rwmad:
 
What happens when we have to set our cocks back?
 
LIFT OFF.
 
Wouldn't that be a tuck?
 
Approaching timeslip! Hold on to your nethers!
 
Nothing a swatch of duct tape won't fix.
 
We'll never know what happened in that hour.
 
Inter-dimensional debt is a bitch.
 
WE HAVE ENGAGED OUR COCKS FORWARD.
 
3 O'BONC!
 
:rwmad:
 
WE SHOULD ALL MOVE TO THE SAME TIMEZONE SO THINGS ARE NEVER CONFUSING.
 
Not the worst idea ever.
 
We could all live in a big house together and take care of each other's emotional needs and play Mario Kart.
 
^ Yes!
Am I the only one that doesn't mind the extra daylight I have now while driving home? Sorry
 
I'D WASH ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR... while you all play Mario Kart, and I'd fix chicken and dumplings when you're sick, and sometimes I'd just sit in a corner and daydream about Liam McIntyre (he's my current pretend celebrity boyfriend).
 
the retro clock in the front hall, my alarm clock, my clock in my den. the stove clock, my wristwatch, the clock I put in the bathroom to subtly tell people to hurry the hell up(fail) AND my car clock (which I still cant figure out): all manual. :rwmad:
so basically the puter & the TV are the only ones I dont have to change. :rwmad:
 
Also I'd have a special room none of you are allowed to enter or look in and when I leave it I'd wear a mask.
 
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