Dr Dave's book of fake insults

[Dr Dave]

That's right you coatless noses, my new book of fake insults is coming to stores in 2012!

With classics such as:

Fishear salesman
Bearless bear store
Ugly forks
Noseless fuck toes

And many many more!

 

[Gagh]

Nipple Shaking Ham-Sniffer!

 

[Dr Dave]

Gagh saw an advanced copy, that's how he knows that one is in there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Brown Pizza in there?

 

[Loktar]

Frumpy Frog Philanderer!

 

[Dr Dave]

Is Brown Pizza in there?

It's in the chapter about food insults.

 

[Yub]

Dr Dave stole my life's work, the goose pimple licking giraffe cupping eagle plucker! I'll sue!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's in the chapter about food insults.

Ah yes, with the subsection on the "fuck limes" meme.

 

[Dr Dave]

It was an important subject to cover.

 

[jack]

Mud eater!

 

[Dr Dave]

Penguin Farmer.

 

[Loktar]

Moose Knuckle!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fish tree.

 

[Loktar]

Owl Bacon!

 

[Dr Dave]

That one was not in there.

More insults:

Moose Liver Shipper
Bouncing bagpipe bugger
Coatless fishdog
Topless mongoose fisherman

 

[Cassie]

The shippers of moose liver are LIVID.

 

[Dr Dave]

They would be, the goose necks!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about drunken soda?

 

[Dr Dave]

A classic! It's in the food insult chaper.

Some more from that chapter:

Half eaten Mellon
Fugly Toast
Broken wishbone
Smelly meatstick

 

[Dr Dave]

A classic! It's in the food insult chaper.

Some more from that chapter:

Half eaten Mellon
Fugly Toast
Broken wishbone
Smelly meatstick