Dr Dave's book of fake insults

[Dr Dave]

I'm gunna go with CaptainWacky on this one.

Thanks for testing it, sorry you got punched hard in the kidney though.

 

[Dr Dave]

Unflaky Crust

 

[Loktar]

tubular flan

 

[headvoid]

I was once called an offal breather. It was quite upsetting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you check to make sure they said "offal" and not "awful"? Maybe you're just bad at breathing?