Dr Dave's book of fake insults

[CaptainWacky]

Only a damaged suepot wouldn't read this book!

 

[Dr Dave]

True dat!

 

[Dr Dave]

Forged document
Broken piece of software

 

[Cassie]

nobody likes a smelly meatstick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler bricks.

 

[Mirah]

Repetitive Name Tag Name Sayer!


This is in the chapter of insults that didn't quite make it. Right? I mean that chapter does exist doesn't it?

Smelly Fish Poo!

 

[Dr Dave]

That chapter does not exist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about the picture section.

 

[Dr Dave]

It exists!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Your face is an insult!

I suck at insults.

I will never make it in the book.

 

[Dr Dave]

Not with that attitude you soft fork!

 

[Dr Dave]

From the chapter "In the kitchen":

Broken Blender
Ugly toaster

 

[Yub]

Spatula nose
Flatulent coffee maker
Fridge rapist

 

[Dr Dave]

The last one isn't in the book.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Lunatic Moth in there?

 

[Dr Dave]

It sure is!

 

[Yub]

Fridge rapist ought to be included. Time for a revised edition!

 

[Dr Dave]

It's not a very good insult, so no.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I called someone a fridge rapist today as an experiment. They said "that's not a very good insult" and punched my right kidney hard.

 

[Loktar]

I was raping my fridge earlier today and Rocktar called me a fridge rapist* and I said "Good insult!"





*I might have just been getting some food out of it and not actually raping it...anyhoo fridges have no souls so I guess I'm still a virgin anyway lol