Having a fairly active dream cycle right now. Lots last night, but the only one I remember, I was part of some military unit or base or something and there was a big promotion, change of command or whatever gala. At one point we were all at the beach and then at the designated time we were going to go to the beach for some exclusive resort. There was even a big ribbon cutting (for some reason) and then they let us all in. But we only had like, 5-10 minutes before the next big gala event. Then we all had to drive (hike) to...a football game? And on the way there, my Mom tells me the General says everyone needs to be cleanshaven and it is her responsibility to shave us. At this point I've had enough. I tell her I've shaved my whole life and she's never EVER shaved me, I'll shave my own damn self. At this point she's like "oh, you can't say *no* to the *General*." And I say "Yes I can. No. I'm not doing it." At this point we're going down some kind of switchback road along a cliff and everyone stops. Turns out The General is just a bit ahead of us and heard us, so he's stopped so I can tell him myself. I realize I've got a goatee right now, which I'm not happy about, but there's nothing to be done about it, I stomp down to where he is. To my relief, he's rocking a full bushy beard and seems in a good mood. I explain to him that I respect him and will be cleanshaven, but I'm not having my Mommy do it, I'll do it myself so it's done right. There's a brief cameo from some foreign liaison officer in odd cammies and then the dream ends.