Drunk Hambil has arrived

[Hambil]

You have a very, very limited time to take advantage of this and let's hope my wife doesn't still read the minefield.

I have an IQ of 7 fucking billion and I can answer an question, write any song or poem you want, but it has to be within (rough estimate) the next hour. So good luck.

 

[Conchaga]

Shakespearian sonnet about ducks.

Go.

 

[Hambil]

Shakespearian sonnet about ducks.

Go.

Really? That's all you got? I can fucking google that with 1/10000 of my brain.

An the Prince and Poins
be not two arrant cowards,
there’s no equity stirring:
there’s no more valor in that Poins than in a wild duck

 

[Hambil]

You don't fucking get it. or maybe you do, I don't know (or do I?). I am the smartest fucking guy you will probably ever meet, and I'm in a rare, rare, rare place where I am not fucking pretending to be normal, so honestly, is shakespeare and ducks all you got?

 

[Hambil]

fading fast, and I've got no more booze - the window is closing.

 

[FBI parte due]

Uh, I know plenty of people far more brilliant than you. Don't insult them.

 

[Hambil]

Fine - since noboby cares. or more likely nobody is around, I'll just go ahead before this already closing window slams shut and say a few somethings:

You are nothing (you already know that) and yet you are also everything (nothing exists without you, as far as you are concerned.)

There is a god, there is not a god. God's existance is not important. In the classic religiom model 'judgement' is just classification - what did you do that was 'good' and what that was 'bad'. We already know that. We don't need a God to tell us. Slavation is what you do tomorrow, not what you expect when you die.

 

[Hambil]

Uh, I know people more brilliant than you could ever even dream of being. Don't insult them.

That may be true. As I do not know them I cannot judge. But if you choose to let this chance pass due to some TK conditioned idea of how you should be, that's your call. I am not here to judge, just speak - in the (increasinsly brief) time I have to speak.

 

[FBI parte due]

You just judged me right there. Pretty badly, too, I might add.

 

[Hambil]

That is your perception. Threatened by someone saying they are smart, when smart is nothing different than being strong or fast or good looking. It is what it is. I have spent so so so long prenteding to be someone else and now I have to be drunk to be me. Whatever, if doesn't matter. This board, and it's denzienes, have a lot of baggage, as do I. And that is just life. The moment is starting to pass anyway.

 

[FBI parte due]

No, I'm not threatened. I just really don't like you as a person, and slightly-above-average dweeb like you belittling all the cool, smart people that I know kind of offends me.

You're a cunt.

 

[Hambil]

I'm a man. With pain. With arrogance. With gifts and failings. If hating me is good for you in some way. then I am glad. That's something at least.

 

[Conchaga]

PREACH!

 

[FBI parte due]

I'LL FIGHT YOU.

 

[Hambil]

I did not mean to preach. I just wanted to answer questions, while I was in the head space to do so. It never seems to be the right place or time though, does it?

 

[Conchaga]

That's something I'd pay to watch. Two out-of-shape nerds battling to the death.

We could toss in some protractors and metal slide rules to spice things up a bit.

Where's your calculator god now!?

 

[Conchaga]

I miss my TI82.

;_;

 

[Hambil]

So do all these brilliant people you know think you are a mentally stunted idiot? Because I do, and I'm apparently not nearly as smart as the are.

 

[FBI parte due]

So do all these brilliant people you know think you are a mentally stunted idiot? Because I do, and I'm apparently not nearly as smart as the are.

Nope. I'm provably a pretty smart cookie.

The Annotated Herodotus, 20 paces, AT DAWN.

 

[Conchaga]

FBI is seriously one of the more intelligent people I've ever had the pleasure of interacting with. His educational background suggests he's a lot, and I mean A LOT smarter than most, if not all, the people running around here.

Even smarter than me. Which is hard to do.