Everything I learned about philosophy I learned from Monty Python.
And I quote...
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIImmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friederich Heigel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Neitzche couldn't teach about the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was per man ently piiiiiiiiiised.
John Stuart Mill of his own free will with half a pint of shandy got particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, I drink therefore I am
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
Alovelylittlethinkerbutabuggerwhenhe'spissed"
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