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Drunk Hambil has arrived

This thread is full of win. And I won't even try to say I'm smart.
 
Macaroni and cheese has motion relative to my FACE.
 
AAAARGH!

Hambil, your Platonic and Kantian ideals make me nuts!

GET REAL.
 
He's basically a less-talented Wachowski brother with a heart condition.
 
Of course we could get into the infinitely reducing (or expanding) model of relative motion and existence - meaning that I have motion relative to you. But my arm also has motion relative to my body. My atoms have motion relative to each other. Their electrons have motion relative to each other. And so on. Until and if we someday discover the particle that is made of nothing, yet everything is made of. But then, infinity has always been a rabbit hole mind fuck.

There is a mathematical possibility that you could walk right through a "solid" wall if the motion of the pieces of the atoms that you and the wall are made of are JUST in the right place AND the other various interactive forces were in perfect balance.

So....take a running start and see how many times it takes before it happens!
 
AAAARGH!

Hambil, your Platonic and Kantian ideals make me nuts!

GET REAL.
Oh look some names and stuff that make me sound like I know something, look at me look at me

He's basically a less-talented Wachowski brother with a heart condition.
There's a movie in that.
 
Everything I learned about philosophy I learned from Monty Python.

And I quote...

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIImmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friederich Heigel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Neitzche couldn't teach about the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was per man ently piiiiiiiiiised.

John Stuart Mill of his own free will with half a pint of shandy got particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, I drink therefore I am

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
Alovelylittlethinkerbutabuggerwhenhe'spissed"


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