Gagh
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COPPER; Right, it's time to REVEAL THE MURDERER!
(She switches the lights off)
(She switches the lights back on)
COPPER: It was RICKY all along!
RICKY: Leave it aaaaaaaht you slaaaaaaaaaaaag, I weren't nuffin' to do wiv me!
ALL; Naaaaaah, Leave it aaaaaaaht!
COPPER: OK, then, I can now REVEAL THE MURDERER TO INSTEAD BE...
(She switches the lights off)
(She switches the lights back on)
COPPER: DOT COTTON!!!!
DOT: Oooooh mah giddy aunt, oooooh no his lordship above wouldn't allow it!
ALL: Naaaaaaaah, Leave it aaaaaaaaht!
COPPER: Bah! I can now REVEAL THE MURDERER TO BE....
(She switches the lights off)
(She switches the lights back on)
COPPER; It was Wellard!
ALL: Oh shit, this is boring. Let's go home. Captain Wacky could write a better script than this.
COPPER: Why did I switch the lights on and off all the time anyway?
POIROT: Eh-oh, ma cherie, I can instead reveal ze murderer to be....
ALL: SHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT IT YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
(Same episode to be repeated as a new episode 4 times a week).
(She switches the lights off)
(She switches the lights back on)
COPPER: It was RICKY all along!
RICKY: Leave it aaaaaaaht you slaaaaaaaaaaaag, I weren't nuffin' to do wiv me!
ALL; Naaaaaah, Leave it aaaaaaaht!
COPPER: OK, then, I can now REVEAL THE MURDERER TO INSTEAD BE...
(She switches the lights off)
(She switches the lights back on)
COPPER: DOT COTTON!!!!
DOT: Oooooh mah giddy aunt, oooooh no his lordship above wouldn't allow it!
ALL: Naaaaaaaah, Leave it aaaaaaaaht!
COPPER: Bah! I can now REVEAL THE MURDERER TO BE....
(She switches the lights off)
(She switches the lights back on)
COPPER; It was Wellard!
ALL: Oh shit, this is boring. Let's go home. Captain Wacky could write a better script than this.
COPPER: Why did I switch the lights on and off all the time anyway?
POIROT: Eh-oh, ma cherie, I can instead reveal ze murderer to be....
ALL: SHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT IT YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
(Same episode to be repeated as a new episode 4 times a week).