Eggs Mayo fun facts thread

[Dr Dave]

Eggs hates fun.

 

[Loktar]

Eggs real name is JoJo and he dances on street corners for nickels.

 

[Yub]

He once held a Oompa Loompa hunt on the grounds of his English country estate, inviting dignitaries and persons of note. The target was shot and killed by the notorious playboy Raphael Phineas O'Flathery II, who Eggs later secretly murdered and fed to a pack of vicious Knids after O'Flathery refused his sexual advances and later openly mocked him for his taste in interior designers.

 

[Cassie]

Eggs is my brother from another mother.

 

[headvoid]

Eggs has viewed this thread already and is waiting for the revelation about Camels milk.

 

[Seph]

shit headvoid keep that schtum! FFS!!!

 

[jack]

His penis curves gently to the left.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The real Eggs was damaged in 1997 in transit to the New York Metropolitan Museum. An exact replica was hastily constructed, which has since been toured around the world, visiting dozens of countries, alongside the dusty remains of a contemporary internet message board. In 2005, Christie's Auction House of London valued Eggs at £12.7 Squillion ($19.8 Squillion). Now situated in the British Museum, an unknown squillionaire recently approached the museum authorities hoping to purchase Eggs for an undisclosed price. The British Museum told them to fuck off.

 

[Gagh]

The Billion $ Gay Boy was once spotted combing Phil Collins' back-hair with a comb made from George Formby's teeth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eggs bought REFCL from BobbyT for seventeen cents when it was, in fact, worth eight million dollars somehow.

 

[Gagh]

Hidden behind REFCL, is a sekret, thriving Bears & Cubs forum which Eggs runs with an iron fist (AND COCK LOL).

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT'S ALL TRUE EVEN THE STUFF ON PAGE 2

 

[jack]

Your dick really curves gently to the left?

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs was a guest star on One Life to Live, he played a gay man married to twelve girls and one chicken.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eggs invented electric kettles.

 

[curiousa2z]

Eggs knows the secret but he isn't telling right now.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Eggs was a guest star on One Life to Live, he played a gay man married to twelve girls and one chicken.

"I CAN'T KEEP UP THIS CHARADE ANY LONGER!!!"

 

[Dr Dave]

Ah so you saw the episode then?

Eggs likes to eat eggs, but only on Tuesdays.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eggs has fourteen feet but only two are visible to the human eye.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs won a cage fight against Fuddlemiff.