Eggs Mayo fun facts thread

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I am Groucho, forever in search of Margaret Dumonts to pie in the face.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Eggs feels sick.
 

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
Eggs was nearly married to Dirk Benedict, but they fell out over the name change.

Dirk Mayonnaise just wouldnt work.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Eggs once paid for a happy meal with a happy ending.
 

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
Every Lent, Eggs glues hundreds of smurfs to his body, and runs around scaring German expats pretending to be a vengeful Jewish spirit. With...uh...smurfs glued to his body. Probably.
 

Seph

Retired Account
Eggs Mayonnaise actually ironically hates Eggs Mayonnaise, its unfortunate but true.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Eggs can visit gay porn vid sites WITHOUT his computer getting infected with trojans.
 
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