Eggs Mayo fun facts thread

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I am Groucho, forever in search of Margaret Dumonts to pie in the face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eggs feels sick.

 

[headvoid]

Eggs was nearly married to Dirk Benedict, but they fell out over the name change.

Dirk Mayonnaise just wouldnt work.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs have twelve gold stars stuck to his forehead.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Eggs once paid for a happy meal with a happy ending.

 

[Gagh]

Every Lent, Eggs glues hundreds of smurfs to his body, and runs around scaring German expats pretending to be a vengeful Jewish spirit. With...uh...smurfs glued to his body. Probably.

 

[Seph]

Eggs Mayonnaise actually ironically hates Eggs Mayonnaise, its unfortunate but true.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eggs can visit gay porn vid sites WITHOUT his computer getting infected with trojans.