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First ever TK MORON AWARD Goes to: ScrotumRex!

Reset your viewing options and it can be 20 pages. Or 1.

Either way, I don't see anyone breaking down the board to pay homage to the retarded Scrotum. Just a bunch of piss poor duals.
 
Thanks for the props, banjo.

SilentBtViolent said:
This thread is literally too mind-numbingly boring to lurk. I should start navigating away from a page when I go out for the day?

:sarek:

My homies know what I mean. And don't bother replying because I will probably not see it until I accidentaly click on my username in two months or something.
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Look, you fucking jackass, if you don't like the thread, keep out. If it's boring either do something to make it more interesting or start one of your own. You're just jealous because there isn't a thread about you stickied and people aren't making avatars with your fucking stupid little picture on them. Fuck OOOOOOOff OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
ScrotusRex said:
Thanks for the props, banjo.



Look, you fucking jackass, if you don't like the thread, keep out. If it's boring either do something to make it more interesting or start one of your own. You're just jealous because there isn't a thread about you stickied and people aren't making avatars with your fucking stupid little picture on them. Fuck OOOOOOOff OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Angry much puppet boy?
 
no, my little friend. he has made 2 posts about the thread without contributing anything at all. He's one of those people who camplains about everything and never does anything about anything. Just like those fucking CNN correspondents. All they do is pass judgement and offer their fucking opinions on everything. The problem, my little Sarek, is that people actually listen to them and BELIEVE them. That's where this little Silent fellow is operating from. His methods are insidious at best and I will not have him drag this magnificent thread down with his assinine statements. My little friend, you should be just as vigilent about this thread. I am surprised that you have not been more vocal about this attack on it.
 
ScrotusRex said:
no, my little friend. he has made 2 posts about the thread without contributing anything at all. He's one of those people who camplains about everything and never does anything about anything. Just like those fucking CNN correspondents. All they do is pass judgement and offer their fucking opinions on everything. The problem, my little Sarek, is that people actually listen to them and BELIEVE them. That's where this little Silent fellow is operating from. His methods are insidious at best and I will not have him drag this magnificent thread down with his assinine statements. My little friend, you should be just as vigilent about this thread. I am surprised that you have not been more vocal about this attack on it.
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You have no idea. This is a general trend with you, Scrotus. You've got your grabbag full of $0.50 words (modality, impugn, manifestation, to name a few) loosly tied together from other people's manuscripts, and have the gall to ask people to contribute.

You think your little crew is something new and different here? Do you even know what the fuck a Dual is? Care to lay down a flat definition for me? Bust one out, all Webster style on me and shit. So where you come from a "post humper" is someone that will post directly after you and that poster is on your "leash"? Did you happen to notice who started the thread? Aren't you humping Sarek's posts?

Your cute little terms that you developed all on your own on your quaint little board are all well and good, but don't expect them to carry much weight here. About the only universal term across boards worth mentioning is "noob", you must remember that you are still a freshman here.

Time to compose this post: 3 minutes, 38 seconds. Does that make you my bitch? What numbers should I be shooting for?
 
ScrotusRex said:
Heheheheheh... Nice Avatar, my little friend. you have just made me larger than life! Your visual presence on the boards is now dedicated to ME. Your title is now dedicated to ME! You have become my DUAL!
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Do you know what the fuck a dual is?
 
And finally, by you're logic, you purposefully looked like a moron to get this thread created so you could own it. Masterful trolling, because you KNEW that Sarek would create this thread on a creative lark.
 
Ishcabittle said:
You have no idea. This is a general trend with you, Scrotus. You've got your grabbag full of $0.50 words (modality, impugn, manifestation, to name a few) loosly tied together from other people's manuscripts, and have the gall to ask people to contribute.

You think your little crew is something new and different here? Do you even know what the fuck a Dual is? Care to lay down a flat definition for me? Bust one out, all Webster style on me and shit. So where you come from a "post humper" is someone that will post directly after you and that poster is on your "leash"? Did you happen to notice who started the thread? Aren't you humping Sarek's posts?

Your cute little terms that you developed all on your own on your quaint little board are all well and good, but don't expect them to carry much weight here. About the only universal term across boards worth mentioning is "noob", you must remember that you are still a freshman here.

Time to compose this post: 3 minutes, 38 seconds. Does that make you my bitch? What numbers should I be shooting for?
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While this has been pointed out, the obvious escapes Scrotum. And I'm sure come tomorrow, he'll do the usual whinning about posting after 8 pm.
 
Sarek said:
While this has been pointed out, the obvious escapes Scrotum. And I'm sure come tomorrow, he'll do the usual whinning about posting after 8 pm.
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Hardly, Fanboy. I already explained about that, OK? I just happen to have a few minutes tonight to square a few things away. I'll tell you what... How about bring me a very dry martini while I have a little talk with my little Ishkabittle here. We need a little bit of privacy. Shaken hard not stirred, ok? Make it so there are some nice little ice chips floating around. Dry as the sahara, too. Got it?

Now then My little Ishkabittle... You seem to have an issue with my posting style, eh? Everyone on the boards knows that I am of high intellegence. My vocabulary easily encapsulates yours and a few others. I havent bothered to disclose my IQ but let's just say that you all are lucky to have me here. Just ask around. I have many friends here. You know this as well anyway because you admitted it in your entry post to MY MEGA THREAD. It is now the second largest in the history of the forum. Go ahead... look it up you little Doubting Thomas. The biggest one has 235 posts and my bet is that this one will be even biger soon. You even took the time to select and quote specific words that I used. I am most impressed.

It looks to me as though you have decided to join Sarek as a founding member of the SCROTUS REX SOCIETY. SRS. This is where we all sit around and talk about my favorite subject. ME! Welcome, and do try and get faster with your posts. Your current time is completely unacceptable. Sarek is excused due to having only posted 1-5 word responses for so long but he is showing remarkable improvement, don't you think?

Now then, before we move forward, if you are going to be a Charter Member of the SRS, I am going to have to INSIST that you update your avatar to include my image, my little Ishkabittle, just like my little Sarek has. There are at least 3 images floating around right now but I can supply more if you ask. If you aren't willing to at least do this, then I am not willing to have further discourse with you and you shall be invited to kindly fuck off. I am sure that you understand my position here. There must be some investment from you if you want the relationship to continue, my little friend.

Welcome to the gang, my little Ishkabittle. I look forward to seeing your new avatar. Please let me know if I can be of any asistance.

Oh, I almost forgot... just one more thing, ok, my little Ishkabittle? Are you Male or Female? Your user name is feminine but your posting style is very umm... guy-like. Right now you're looking, to me, like a cute girl with man hands. It's giving me the screaming heebie-jeebies, my little friend. Thank you in advance for clearing that up.

Kindest regards,
Scrotus
 
I expect you to be more prompt with the replys in the future Scrotum. If not, I'll ask that this topic be unpinned and it, with you in tow, will swirl to the bottom of the TK cesspool.

Now go get your own fucking martini. And then drown in it
 
So you've re-engaged with the internet, eh? Lol!

A couple points:

I happened to notice specific words because you're trying to beat people over the head with them.

The friends you have are the ones you bought (or regged).

I've shown you the courtesy of spelling your name right, please do the same. After your little temper tantrum, I thought you pretty much spelled out your feelings on that matter.

Ahh...my little Scrotus. You're sooo funny, goin' on about the second largest thread on the forum.... yer hilareous. Too bad you get off on people "post humping" you, as I am probably done with Mr. Rex.
 
Sarek said:
I expect you to be more prompt with the replys in the future Scrotum. If not, I'll ask that this topic be unpinned and it, with you in tow, will swirl to the bottom of the TK cesspool.

Now go get your own fucking martini. And then drown in it
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YOU ARE AS INVESTED IN THIS AS I AM, MY SON. If this goes unpinned then it risks not becoming the biggest thread in the history of the forum. AND STOP ADDRESSING ME AS SCROTUM!!!!This is getting old, this SCROTUM business. What about this little ISHKABITTLE? Looks promising, no? Perhaps we can turn her to the dark side. Are you with me, my SON?
 
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