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First ever TK MORON AWARD Goes to: ScrotumRex!

You are officially board royalty. You have received an award and the thread of congratulations will get to the third page. No other member can claim as much.
 
Banjo said:
You are officially board royalty. You have received an award and the thread of congratulations will get to the third page. No other member can claim as much.
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I hereby gladly accept the title of Board Royalty and I will carry out my duties accordingly.

This has indeed been a monumental achievement and I am greatly anticipating it being advanced into the 3rd page and hopefully beyond. Indeed, on a messageboard there is no greater honor save being made as Mentalist was at the new year. menty made his bones long ago, though. I am indeed fortunate to have been elevated to this level so swiftly.
 
Scrotus now why did I ever doubt you at the beginning? I see now the error of my judgement when I didn't think you were that popular or that you had friends in high places. Please forgive my mis-calculation.

Congrats.
 
ScrotusRex said:
As is my little Sarek. it is evidenced by his carefully crafted and lengthy response post where he even admits doing searches based on me.
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Hold on there kiddo. Sarek could have banged that shit out in three minutes and then went about his day.
 
Just because it takes you a half hour to carefully craft your post doesn't mean it takes time for the rest of us, or that a long post = emotional involvement.

Some people type fast.
 
ScrotusRex said:
I have been dealing with things of great importance, my little friend. They have kept me out of this felcher-infested dungeon for most of the day. I am sure that my little Sarek has missed me most of all. Isn't that right my little friend?

After all when someone as popular as ME goes missing, even for a day, the overall quality of life around here diminishes significantly for everyone. Not just you, my little Sarek. I have not abandoned this place for I still have plenty of work to do. This day has set me back greatly but I am still on board for whatever lessons need to be taught in this place of hatred.

Oh - Did you hear that Jack is in the Blueman show now? I saw his picture in the Badlands forum that we now own.
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Well, it's true I did get a band callback, which is quite different than your misinterpretation of things.

Can't you get it right? Probably not, and at this stage I just say, ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT.
 
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Holy crap, I understood all of this. Woohoo, 1 |33 |_337 !
 
The sad thing, Scrotum, is that you had the upper hand by Sarek creating this thread and someone stickying it.

However, you are too much of a fucktard to have made anything of it.

Congratulations on being a victim instead of a troll. A troll would have taken this opportunity and run with it, not complained, screamed, whined like a bitch, and then claimed victory. I was hoping this thread would be great by now but you just trashed it. Fucking mongolico.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Hold on there kiddo. Sarek could have banged that shit out in three minutes and then went about his day.
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My little friend, I think that we both know that this is not true. I have singlehandedly transformed my little Sarek's posting style from curt thoughtless responses to lengthy compositions of colorful prose that obviously take more that a couple of minutes. It is my hope that Sarek will be able to craft such posts in time but he has not yet reached that level.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
The sad thing, Scrotum, is that you had the upper hand by Sarek creating this thread and someone stickying it.

However, you are too much of a fucktard to have made anything of it.

Congratulations on being a victim instead of a troll. A troll would have taken this opportunity and run with it, not complained, screamed, whined like a bitch, and then claimed victory. I was hoping this thread would be great by now but you just trashed it. Fucking mongolico.
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Now, I will deal with you, you little venerial wart encrusted cockshaft. You have a lot of nerve lurking in my thread fro weeks and then coming in and inserting this feeble attempt to impugn and malign me. While you have been watching things unfold, sitting in the back room of your rectal rodent boutique, I have been molding Sarek into my personal little cabana boy. He stalks me regularly and spends vast amounts of time composing lengthy tracts to amuse me. If you want the thread to grow to monumental proportions why don't you fucking contribute something to it, you miserable hypocrite?
 
Ishcabittle said:
Just because it takes you a half hour to carefully craft your post doesn't mean it takes time for the rest of us, or that a long post = emotional involvement.

Some people type fast.
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LOOK AT THE TIMES BETWEEN THESE POSTS^^^ YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!
 
Could also be that you're just not important enought to respond to right away Scrotum.

Yeah, in fact, that is it.
 
MOST OF YOU BASTARDS COME AROUND TO HARRASS ME AFTER 8:00 AT WHICH TIME I AM DISENGAGED FROM THE INTERNET. OCCAISIONALLY I COME IN AT MIDNIGHT BUT IT IS RARE WHEN I CAN. YOU LIKE TO RESEARCH ME, MY LITTLE SAREK, LOOK AT THE TIMES OF MY POSTS. THEY GENERALLY STOP AFTER 7:30 AND RESUME IN THE MORNING. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD THE INTELLEGENCE TO DEDUCE THIS BY YOURSELF BUT I SUPPOSE THIS IS NOT THE CASE.
 
Sarek said:
Could also be that you're just not important enought to respond to right away Scrotum.

Yeah, in fact, that is it.
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I THINK MOST OF THE OTHER BOARD MEMBERS WOULD STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH THIS ASSESSMENT, MY LITTLE SAREK. AT LEAST THE ONES SUCH AS MYSELF WHO MATTER AROUND HERE.
 
I don't see a whole lot running to your defense. Just a handful of duals is about it. And what research? You've been at TK a month. You've made no impact, you've done nothing worthy. All you've done is show us what a moron you are. Face it Scrotum, you're just not important enough to waste any more time on.
 
Sarek said:
I don't see a whole lot running to your defense. Just a handful of duals is about it. And what research? You've been at TK a month. You've made no impact, you've done nothing worthy. All you've done is show us what a moron you are. Face it Scrotum, you're just not important enough to waste any more time on.
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I'VE MADE MANY FRIENDS AND A HANDFUL OF ENEMIES AND YOU KNOW IT. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LEARN ANY MORE, THEN STOP POSTING IN MY THREADS. I AM GROWING WEARY OF YOU, MY LITTLE SAREK. AT FIRST I HAD HOPE THAT YOU WOULD BE MY APPRENTICE BUT I NOW SEE THAT I WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. ALTHOUGH YOU WERE DOING WELL FOR A WHILE, I AM REVOKING YOUR CABANA BOY STATUS AND RETURNING YOU TO THE PEASANTRY WHERE YOU CAN STEW AND FESTER IN HATRED LIKE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND VKD AND HIS MISERABLE LOT.
 
ScrotusRex said:
I'VE MADE MANY FRIENDS AND A HANDFUL OF ENEMIES AND YOU KNOW IT. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LEARN ANY MORE, THEN STOP POSTING IN MY THREADS. I AM GROWING WEARY OF YOU, MY LITTLE SAREK. AT FIRST I HAD HOPE THAT YOU WOULD BE MY APPRENTICE BUT I NOW SEE THAT I WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. ALTHOUGH YOU WERE DOING WELL FOR A WHILE, I AM REVOKING YOUR CABANA BOY STATUS AND RETURNING YOU TO THE PEASANTRY WHERE YOU CAN STEW AND FESTER IN HATRED LIKE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND VKD AND HIS MISERABLE LOT.
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You get right on that. Let me know how it works out.
 
Sarek said:
You get right on that. Let me know how it works out.
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I won't have to, my little friend and you know it because you will be stalking me as you have from day one. You'll aready know what's going on. OH, I see that you have already returned to your driveby posting style. At least you were enlightened for a while. I accept your thanks in advance just in case your pride doesn't allow you express it publicly.
 
Scrotum, it’s been fun. Really it has. But there comes a point when you’ve spent so much time laughing at the retarded kid that it starts to turn to pity and sadness over the kid’s condition. That’s pretty much the point I’m at with you. I’m starting to feel guilty for making fun of a condition that you have no control over. It’s not your fault that you’re to retarded to grasp the ideal that this topic has been making fun of you. But that’s often the case with retarded children. You can kick them around, insult them, even make them eat nasty shit and the little retards just keep smiling and performing as if it’s the only way that they can gain acceptance.

It’s ok Scrotum. You can stop eating bugs now. We won’t make you eat any more.
 
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