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First ever TK MORON AWARD Goes to: ScrotumRex!

My little Ziggy, your rambling tires all of us to no end. I would suggest that you publicly fall on a sword or something so that at least your passing can provide some measure of entertainment but I am sure that you will instead continue to drone on and on endlessly about everyone being faggots.

I'll tell you what, though, little boy, why don't you TAKE YOUR INCESSANT DRONING TO ANOTHER THREAD? THIS THREAD IS FOR PROFESSIONALS!! YOU DON'T RATE HIGH ENOUGH TO LICK THE SWEAT OFF OF THE BALLS OF THOSE WHOSE CHARACTERS YOU IMPUGN HERE.

CUNT.
 
Sarek said:
I plan too. As for being a charter member, been there, done that.
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Well, my little friend, this being the first moron thread, started by YOU and STICKIED to boot, you should be doing a better job of fitting in here. You aren't doing anywhere even remotely as bad as that fucking douchenozzle ZIGGY (What a fucking bore, eh?) But still...

SR
 
No thank you. I'm content to just sit back and watch your stellar performance. Sadly, the whole 'moron of the month" idea may not come to pass due to a lack of appropriate candidates. While there are a more than an adequate number of morons on site at the moment, no one has as of yet provided the degree of stand out performance that you have. To make the award again to someone with lesser talent would be a great disservice to both you and the foundation on which the award has been built.

But, you never know. One of your multiple duals may breakout of the pack and gain notice. ;)
 
Sarek the moron posted this:

But, you never know. One of your multiple duals may breakout of the pack and gain notice.
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If there is someone more clueless on this entire forum he or she hasn't posted yet. Hey Sarek, I thought you were in like the the Mental Health Club or something. What is that damn word I'm looking for? Yep its definitely mental something.
 
Roadwarrior said:
Sarek the moron
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This is going to be good.
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Sarek said:
While there are a more than an adequate number of morons on site at the moment, no one has as of yet provided the degree of stand out performance that you have. To make the award again to someone with lesser talent would be a great disservice to both you and the foundation on which the award has been built.
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How dare you say that about ScrotusRex. The nerve!!!
 
Beergoggles, My friend, Sarek is merely a puss-oozing carbunkle on the edge of a swampdonkey's shit ring. Oh believe me, I have tried to befriend this fucking waste of human life more than once and have gotten nothing whatsoever in return besides this thread which I appriciate greatly, but even it was not given in kindness.
 
RoadRash said:
If there is someone more clueless on this entire forum he or she hasn't posted yet. Hey Sarek, I thought you were in like the the Mental Health Club or something. What is that damn word I'm looking for? Yep its definitely mental something.
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Um, yeah.

Who are you again?

beergoggles said:
How dare you say that about ScrotumRex. The nerve!!!
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I didn’t take you for a suck up. At least your previous posting style didn’t indicate such. Oh well, guess I was wrong. You can stand up and brush off your knees now. You’ve taken care of him for today.

ScrotumRex said:
Beergoggles, My friend, Sarek is merely a puss-oozing carbunkle on the edge of a swampdonkey's shit ring.
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LOL! Now THAT is colorful! Really, I like reading comments like that. If you could put words to the sounds a wounded animal makes, I think it would sound something like that. It just screams of anger and pain.

ScrotumRex said:
Oh believe me, I have tried to befriend this fucking waste of human life more than once and have gotten nothing whatsoever in return besides this thread which I appriciate greatly, but even it was not given in kindness.
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Beats a flaming bag of dog shit on your door step though don’t it?

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I have been dealing with things of great importance, my little friend. They have kept me out of this felcher-infested dungeon for most of the day. I am sure that my little Sarek has missed me most of all. Isn't that right my little friend?

After all when someone as popular as ME goes missing, even for a day, the overall quality of life around here diminishes significantly for everyone. Not just you, my little Sarek. I have not abandoned this place for I still have plenty of work to do. This day has set me back greatly but I am still on board for whatever lessons need to be taught in this place of hatred.

Oh - Did you hear that Jack is in the Blueman show now? I saw his picture in the Badlands forum that we now own.
 
ScrotusRex said:
I have been dealing with things of great importance, my little friend. They have kept me out of this felcher-infested dungeon for most of the day. I am sure that my little Sarek has missed me most of all. Isn't that right my little friend?
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You were gone? I really hadn’t noticed. I was much too busy reading through more interesting topics such as The Skan leaving. While he posts pure shit, he did make me laugh out loud with some of the outrageous claims he made. You could have learned a few lessons from him.

ScrotusRex said:
After all when someone as popular as ME goes missing, even for a day, the overall quality of life around here diminishes significantly for everyone.
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I’ve seen numerous “Where’s Gagh?†topics, a few “Where’s Whacky?†topics and a few “Where’s Menty?†topics. I searched the forums and for the life of me, I can’t even find a mention of anyone missing you, much less a topic devoted to you being gone. Sorry to say it but, you may have to do a re-evaluation of your popularity standing at TK. ;)

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Not just you, my little Sarek. I have not abandoned this place for I still have plenty of work to do. This day has set me back greatly but I am still on board for whatever lessons need to be taught in this place of hatred.
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Good. I’ve learned quite a bit in the years I’ve been at TK. I’m glad to see that you were able to pick yourself up off the floor and overcome the humiliation of the last lesson. We at TK still have a lot to teach you and a pupil that gives up after the first blow just isn’t worth the effort. So please, continue to enjoy your stay and here’s to the next lesson learned. It might just be lurking right around the next corner.
 
Many of us missed Scrotus while he was gone. We chose to suffer in silence, however, and are much relieved at his return.
 
As is my little Sarek. it is evidenced by his carefully crafted and lengthy response post where he even admits doing searches based on me.

I have obviously become very popular here. I am enjoying the fame.
 
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