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First ever TK MORON AWARD Goes to: ScrotumRex!

Well done, my little Sarek. You didn't stay away from my tuteledge for very long and I was wondering just how long it would take you to come back. Good. That question is now answered. Now then, we both know that by the sheer intellegence of my posts on these boards that I am not retarded. So you may as well give up this pretense right away.

If you are trying to insult me, then perhapse you should chose a different modality than "the RETARD". That one is as old and worn out as "the FAGGOT" modality which I have seen often enough in flame wars. At least you didn't use that one. I would have been doubly disappointed.

You know, my little Sarek, every time you post in this thread you are proving your feeble theories about me not being worthwhile wrong. Every time you take time to post a lengthy diatribe or just a snippet you are throwing another log in the fire. Hell, you are my biggest fan, my little friend. Thank you.
 
Scrotus, I'm your biggest fan. Sarek is your biggest fanboy. Big difference. I respect your presence, he's a post humper. You have him on a leash. It's fun to watch. He's trained too. My guess is that he barks and growls once he sees this post.
 
Yes, thank you for pointint that out, my little Beergoggles. That is a VERY important distinction. He's being quiet for now, but this thread is like a gorilla in Sarek's little kiddie pool. he can't ignore it. It calls to him day and night. he will be back when he thinks of something to post.
 
Yeah, no.

Actually, this is my topic. Has been from the start. But I'll continue to let you play in it. Now hurry up and make a post about how I fell for your game and I'm so pwned by the both of you. ;)
 
Sarek said:
Yeah, no.

Actually, this is my topic. Has been from the start. But I'll continue to let you play in it. Now hurry up and make a post about how I fell for your game and I'm so pwned by the both of you. ;)

make no mistake, my little friend... You may have created the thread but it is MINE. That said, I will state that I don't allow or disallow anyone to post here but I do encourage you to do so. This is your arena of training, my little Sarek. And all of your little friends are watching as it takes place. I have gotten many supportive PMs, By the way.
 
Sarek said:
The proper thing to say when I tell you to jump Scrotum is "How high master? "

Gutsy, but that's not how it's going in here, my little friend. Everyone can see that clearly.
 
Sarek said:
Yeah, no.

Actually, this is my topic. Has been from the start. But I'll continue to let you play in it. Now hurry up and make a post about how I fell for your game and I'm so pwned by the both of you. ;)

Damn Scrotus check this out ^^^^^^! It's almost like he's got a script and he's chiming in right on cue. Amazing what a few jerks of a leash can teach a small brained bitch, eh?

Bark again Sarek, just to prove me right a second time.
 
Sarek said:
You're both jumping right on cue. .

Wait, didn't I just say that? Sarek, if you're gonna pretend to be a troll, at least steal material from another thread. How hard is it?

Woof, Woof, little trained bitch. Scrotus has done well with you. Bark again.
 
beergoggles said:
Wait, didn't I just say that? Sarek, if you're gonna pretend to be a troll, at least steal material from another thread. How hard is it?

Woof, Woof, little trained bitch. Scrotus has done well with you. Bark again.

Trying stealing some material that hasn't been used to death at TK period noob.

Now jump berrgoogles. Jump Scrotum.
 
Heheheheheh... Nice Avatar, my little friend. you have just made me larger than life! Your visual presence on the boards is now dedicated to ME. Your title is now dedicated to ME! You have become my DUAL!
 
ScrotusRex said:
Heheheheheh... Nice Avatar, my little friend. you have just made me larger than life! Your visual presence on the boards is now dedicated to ME. Your title is now dedicated to ME! You have become my DUAL!

Scrotus he's getting ready to graduate right on up to full time shineboy and twinkie carrier. You should send him a signed 8x10 so he can post it on the ceiling over his bed.
 
I am honored beyond words...

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My little Sarek, this is really too much.
 
This thread is literally too mind-numbingly boring to lurk. I should start navigating away from a page when I go out for the day?

:sarek:

My homies know what I mean. And don't bother replying because I will probably not see it until I accidentaly click on my username in two months or something.
 
Most excellent, Scrotus. Not only is Sarek now your little piss boy, you thread is almost to three pages. You are a folk here on this forum.
 
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