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First ever TK MORON AWARD Goes to: ScrotumRex!

I wouldn't get your hopes up...I doubt Expertly or Craft are in his vocabulary, OR that he knows how to use a dictionary.

He probably has to sit down with his mummy and ask her to look up words for him.
 
Ishcabittle said:
What's a dual, Scrotus?
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Dual: An account that somebody has registered under a different user name than his or her normal one. Many messageboards have measures in place to automatically block duals from being created by blocking multiple accounts running from the same I.P. addresses. This can be circumvented by using multiple proxy addresses or multiple fake email addresses depending on the sophistication of the particular messageboard that the dual is being created on.

Once a dual is established, the challenge is to run the character consistently so that the true identy of the dual is not revealed. Once that happens, often the board member will concede by giving up the password to the account to that particular dual and those board members who wish may pass the account around and do with it what they please until it becomes boring and redundant. At that point it becomes necessary to wait for another round of duals to be generated.

Duals serve multiple purposes. The first and most obvious being that a properly run dual can bring countless hours of pleasure to it's owner. The secong being that it brings countless hours of pleasure to those who are trying to unravel its true identity. The end result being that the dual hunter correctly identifies the actual identity of the dual and publicly exposes this person on the messageboard. At this point, depending on the job that the dual has done being evaded, the dual or the actual account holder has certain gloating priveledges based pretty much on the amount of time it took to be discovered.

In certain cases, a dual may exist for years undetected, and become a valued member of the community only to turn on it at the exact moment that the community least expects it. In these rare cases, the dual has infiltrated the forum to the level of Modrator or even Administrator. It is at this phase in which the dual becomes more than just another multiple account. It is here that the true insidious dual reaches its apex and begins its work. It is here that the dual moves into its chrysylis and begins its transformation into the next iteration which you have yet to see, my little friend.

But you will...

Yes...

You will.

So my little Ishkabittle... DO YOU STILL THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS A DUAL??? I don't think so. BTW... What about that little avatar of yours? And you still havent answered my question regarding your gender, manhands.

AND MY LITTLE SAREK, I WILL DEAL WITH YOU LATER. YOU NEED TO TALK TO YOUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE ABOUT HIS AVATAR, OK?
 
Haha!

Whatta little bitch!

Why don't you guess my gender? 50/50 shot, buddy.

And my god does that shit reek of copy and paste. I'm calling copy and paste on that shit, mister. The best part is that it can be proven that I am right, but you can't prove me wrong... tee hee!
 
It only took him twenty minutes of hard work to bust that shit off, well done! You're truly living up to your award!
 
Ishcabittle said:
Haha!

Whatta little bitch!

Why don't you guess my gender? 50/50 shot, buddy.

And my god does that shit reek of copy and paste. I'm calling copy and paste on that shit, mister. The best part is that it can be proven that I am right, but you can't prove me wrong... tee hee!
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Go ahead ang google it, my little BASTARD. It's all me. I'M THAT GOOD AND YOU KNOW IT.
 
God, and to think that I'm in this thread because I'm bored.

It's already getting tediously repetitive.

What do you do? Think of the same sentences over and over again, changing the nicks and adding a few words at the end?
 
ScrotusRex said:
Go ahead ang google it, my little BASTARD. It's all me. I'M THAT GOOD AND YOU KNOW IT.
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Do you realize how stupid the possesive "my" sounds with the insult bastard? Now that's fuckin' comedy!
 
BY THE WAY, MY LITTLE FRIENDS, BASTARDS, CUNTS AND ASSORTED WIERDOS... THIS IS NOW THE LARGEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPEAKEASY FORUM. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE!!! THANK YOU.

AND ISHKABITTLE, PLEASE UPDATE YOUR AVATAR SO I DON'T HAVE TO IGNORE YOU. I'M REALLY STARTING TO LIKE YOU, MY LITTLE FRIEND.

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

KINDEST REGARDS,
SCROTUS REX
 
ScrotusRex said:
BY THE WAY, MY LITTLE FRIENDS, BASTARDS, CUNTS AND ASSORTED WIERDOS... THIS IS NOW THE LARGEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPEAKEASY FORUM. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE!!! THANK YOU.

AND ISHKABITTLE, PLEASE UPDATE YOUR AVATAR SO I DON'T HAVE TO IGNORE YOU. I'M REALLY STARTING TO LIKE YOU, MY LITTLE FRIEND.

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

KINDEST REGARDS,
SCROTUS REX
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I'm so happy for you. You actually achieved something. Are your Mummy and Daddy Proud?
 
Ishcabittle said:
Do you realize how stupid the possesive "my" sounds with the insult bastard? Now that's fuckin' comedy!
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yESSSS my little Bastard. nOW How about that avatar? Can you at least put my face in the bubblegum machine?
 
Tee-hee.... ahh... that shit is funny!

Hey everybody, I'm going to head on down to the speakeasy and grab my self a beer. If anyone wants to come with my, please speak freely if you want to come along!

LMAO belgian ROFLS
 
Harkley said:
I'm so happy for you. You actually achieved something. Are your Mummy and Daddy Proud?
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Everyone is proud of me. It is something that I have learned to live with and include those around me in so that they all benifit from my success.

Wishing you the best,
SR

Harkley... Please update your avatar if you are planning to be a regular in this thread.

Thanks in advance.
 
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