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Foreplay - a lost art?

slices run 35-60 depending on who what and where.
 
Mine says I may not post attachments either

but here

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seems to work just fine
 
I saw my first $65 3.5 the other day.

Pfft.
 
Mine says I may not post attachments either

but here

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seems to work just fine

Thank you jack.

edit: bad jack! Should have opened the link before replying.:smfwink: Ah well, it is very pretty.
 
Mine doesn't seem to work either.

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I recently bumped into an acquaintance while browsing non-stick pans. After a little flirtation, we made a date to connect and there was some mention of foreplay. Sadly, it seems my acquaintance considers foreplay a useless time-wasting formality. To his credit, the man is honest. He has made it clear that I am but one of many playthings whose purpose is his pleasure. I like that part. But, even a wind-up doll deserves to be oiled up and wound, right?

Is it him or is it me? Has all of the raunchy internet porn available to men on demand killed the art of foreplay? Do any of you fine gentlemen still enjoy giving your woman a bath? Letting her curl up in your lap while you tell her all of the things you plan on doing to her? Administering a few painless spankings if she doesn’t respond as you expect? Getting her buzzed and watching her dance for you? Making her plead a little for what she really wants after denying her for as long as you can?

What does foreplay mean these days? Thank you, in advance, for any insight or advice you care to share to help a curious naive plaything establish realistic expectations.

Foreplay is paying attention, not going in for the kill right away. Playing it by ear. Showing you care. Investing in her. Show she's appreciated.

Could be cooking that meal she likes.
Could be cleaning up afterward.
Could be that romantic candle-lit dinner and heartfelt chat.
Could be giving her that massage to loosen up the sore muscles and drawing the bath unasked.
Could be just holding each other.
Could be that sensual massage, touch. Exploring each other's bodies.
What works now won't work later, not in the same way. It's playing by ear, adapting to to the situation.

Now days, it seems foreplay consists of liquoring up and hitting the sack, not remembering what happened the night before and hoping that protection was used. I don't drink; that's not attractive for me.
 
Too bad you're schooling a dude.
 
Too bad you're schooling a dude.

Please quit assuming that everyone who actually keeps up, contributes to the topic at hand, and isn't preoccupied with your delusional little fetishes is as "special" as you. You are one-of-a-kind.
 
Whatever you say bro.
 
I saw my first $65 3.5 the other day.

Pfft.
In vermont, we have a csi. you pay a farmer x up front, he produces y a month for you for three months :D
 
Foreplay is paying attention, not going in for the kill right away. Playing it by ear. Showing you care. Investing in her. Show she's appreciated.

Could be cooking that meal she likes.
Could be cleaning up afterward.
Could be that romantic candle-lit dinner and heartfelt chat.
Could be giving her that massage to loosen up the sore muscles and drawing the bath unasked.
Could be just holding each other.
Could be that sensual massage, touch. Exploring each other's bodies.
What works now won't work later, not in the same way. It's playing by ear, adapting to to the situation.

Now we're talking. Really nice.
 
Lilac and I had some time together irl. along with a rather fabulous dual named bodybag, that also lived in Stowe. BB was a :pnafite, so we had never met, but it was fucking awesome.

I <3 Lilac 4evr
 
Lilac and I had some time together irl. along with a rather fabulous dual named bodybag, that also lived in Stowe. BB was a :pnafite, so we had never met, but it was fucking awesome.

I <3 Lilac 4evr

Sounds like fun. You and Lilac both seem to be keeping the art of foreplay alive, as well. When we're happy, you're happy, and vice versa. You gentlemen seem to get it. It's fun.

P.s. I can post a link of an image; since day one. Just can't post the image itself as I usually can. Just have to be creative, I guess.
 
LOL> U R IMG PREJUDICEBITCHFAG

on another note. Lilac is the only person to successfully troll me.

For that, I will always be grateful.
 
LOL> U R IMG PREJUDICEBITCHFAG

on another note. Lilac is the only person to successfully troll me.

For that, I will always be grateful.

You lost me on the first part?
 
@Jack - California growers would never stand for something that makes that much sense.
 
Too bad you're schooling a dude.

Usually one doesn't point it out when they're getting schooled, but I entirely agree. Thanks for dancing.

Props to cakewalk for setting the dance up ;)
 
Well aren't you a clever wordsmith. Now I understand why Jack's so relieved to have you back.

He was struggling.

Now ordinarily I don't waste my time with you easy fruit/IKYABWAI types, but if Jack says you're OK, you're ok with me.

Have you met Cake? He likes it simple too.
 
Well aren't you a clever wordsmith. Now I understand why Jack's so relieved to have you back.

He was struggling.

Now ordinarily I don't waste my time with you easy fruit/IKYABWAI types, but if Jack says you're OK, you're ok with me.

Have you met Cake? He likes it simple too.

I don't know who's dancing for who here; just doing my own thing and having fun. If I happen to be dancing for someone(s) without knowing it, well it's certainly not you Gear, so it's cool.

Since we're friends and all, a little advice. Take it or leave it. If I were you (which would be a severe bummer), I'd think about just the few threads in which we've interacted since I've been here before calling me (or anyone else) "simple" or stating that anyone else is "struggling". I'm going to be nice and not specifically point out all of the WTF? moments that I've had when reading your contributions to any topic that requires the ability to comprehend and form a coherent thought (or just have fun with a joke). Truly mindboggling display. Tried to help you out a few times, but it just doesn't stick. You can't fix some things.

Before you tell me to "FUCK OFF", make some nasty female or sock reference, or throw out some dick sucking fantasy, do yourself a favor and take a moment to consider just how amusing that is to me.

Your friend, cake
 
/leaving it
 
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