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I want to smell dark matter
(Close-up of an eye opening. It's Jack! He's lying on his back in the jungle. In the exact same position as in the very first episode. Vincent runs by.)
Jack: Urrh...what's going on...rurrh....
(Jack slowly gets to this feet and walks after Vincent. He notices some SHOES hanging from a tree...he eventully reaches the beach...)
Jack: No...this can't be...this was three years ago!
(Flight 815 is lying wrecked on the beach! All the character from the pilot are running around in the chaos! Locke has just discovered he can walk!)
Jack: Were the last three years a dream!?
(BOONE runs over to him.)
Boone: Do you have a pen? Hey, wait, you're the guy who sent me looking for pens!
Jack: I...uhh...
Boone: But how can you be here...when you're standing OVER THERE?
(He points at a SECOND JACK. Our Jack backs into the jungle in fear...then starts running. He runs right into KATE!)
Jack: Kate!
Kate: Jack!
Jack: Are you...are you my Kate?
Kate: Yes! I was on the plane with you and Ben when the monster flew into it...then I just saw myself on the beach!
Jack: Me too!
Voice: Dude.
(They spin round to see Hurley! Oceanic Six Hurley!)
Hurley: What the fuck?
Jack: I know!
(Sunn is there too!)
Sunn: I saw myself, with that horrible Jin man!
Jack: I think...WE'VE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME.
(Everyone gasps. Then Ben jumps out from behind a tree.)
Ben: Don't be stupid.
Jack: YOU. YOU DID THIS.
Ben: No, you're dad flying a smoke monster did this.
Jack: WHO ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE ON THE BEACH?
Ben: I have no idea. And now I'm going away to find what I came here for.
Jack: AND WHAT'S THAT?
Ben: John Locke.
Jack: HE'S ON THE BEACH.
Ben: That's not him...I can smell the real Locke. He's...underground...
(And Ben DISAPPEARS.)
Kate: Well...let's go and look at ourselves. I noticed that bitch Claire was still alive and pregnant with my baby...
Hurley: I could go and hang with Charlie!
(They head back to the beach.)
Jack: Everything's happening just as I remember...
(SUDDENLY, the Sayid on the beach SNAPS NIKKI AND PAULO'S NECKS.)
Hurley: I don't remember that happening, dude.
Sunn: He just killed those two people!
(Sayid shoots the other Sunn in the face.)
Sunn: And the other me!
Sayid: DIE, IMPOSTERS, DIE!
Jack: SAYID!
Sayid: YOU!
(He runs over.)
Jack: WHAT'S GOING ON HAVE WE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME?
Sayid: No, Jack. They are clones!
Kate: How did you get here?
Sayid: I found out about the clones on the mainland and killed the Sayid clone and took his place!
Jack: But why are they recreating the crash, here on the island?
Sayid: Jack...we are not on our island...
Jack: WHAT?!
Sayid: We are on an upside down island, beneath our own!
Jack: THE FUCK!?
Sayid: It's true!
(PULL OUT. We see that the all are indeed UPSIDE DOWN in an underwater DOME. The island they are on is stuck onto the REAL island underneath. Keep pulling out, the ocean goes on and on...keep pulling out...until we see that the whole ocean is actually in a WINE BOTTLE on the desk of CHARLES WIDMORE.)
Widmore: AHAHAHAHAHA!
(Penny runs in.)
Penny: Dad, I want to go to the island and find Desmond!
Widmore: I'll tell you where he is...first, have a drink.
Penny: Well, okay...
(Widmore pours out wine from the ISLAND BOTTLE and Penny drinks it.)
Penny: So, where's Desmond?
Widmore: YOU JUST DRANK HIM, BITCH!
Penny: NOOOOOOOOO!
(Dramatic season finale music.)
LOST
Jack: Urrh...what's going on...rurrh....
(Jack slowly gets to this feet and walks after Vincent. He notices some SHOES hanging from a tree...he eventully reaches the beach...)
Jack: No...this can't be...this was three years ago!
(Flight 815 is lying wrecked on the beach! All the character from the pilot are running around in the chaos! Locke has just discovered he can walk!)
Jack: Were the last three years a dream!?
(BOONE runs over to him.)
Boone: Do you have a pen? Hey, wait, you're the guy who sent me looking for pens!
Jack: I...uhh...
Boone: But how can you be here...when you're standing OVER THERE?
(He points at a SECOND JACK. Our Jack backs into the jungle in fear...then starts running. He runs right into KATE!)
Jack: Kate!
Kate: Jack!
Jack: Are you...are you my Kate?
Kate: Yes! I was on the plane with you and Ben when the monster flew into it...then I just saw myself on the beach!
Jack: Me too!
Voice: Dude.
(They spin round to see Hurley! Oceanic Six Hurley!)
Hurley: What the fuck?
Jack: I know!
(Sunn is there too!)
Sunn: I saw myself, with that horrible Jin man!
Jack: I think...WE'VE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME.
(Everyone gasps. Then Ben jumps out from behind a tree.)
Ben: Don't be stupid.
Jack: YOU. YOU DID THIS.
Ben: No, you're dad flying a smoke monster did this.
Jack: WHO ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE ON THE BEACH?
Ben: I have no idea. And now I'm going away to find what I came here for.
Jack: AND WHAT'S THAT?
Ben: John Locke.
Jack: HE'S ON THE BEACH.
Ben: That's not him...I can smell the real Locke. He's...underground...
(And Ben DISAPPEARS.)
Kate: Well...let's go and look at ourselves. I noticed that bitch Claire was still alive and pregnant with my baby...
Hurley: I could go and hang with Charlie!
(They head back to the beach.)
Jack: Everything's happening just as I remember...
(SUDDENLY, the Sayid on the beach SNAPS NIKKI AND PAULO'S NECKS.)
Hurley: I don't remember that happening, dude.
Sunn: He just killed those two people!
(Sayid shoots the other Sunn in the face.)
Sunn: And the other me!
Sayid: DIE, IMPOSTERS, DIE!
Jack: SAYID!
Sayid: YOU!
(He runs over.)
Jack: WHAT'S GOING ON HAVE WE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME?
Sayid: No, Jack. They are clones!
Kate: How did you get here?
Sayid: I found out about the clones on the mainland and killed the Sayid clone and took his place!
Jack: But why are they recreating the crash, here on the island?
Sayid: Jack...we are not on our island...
Jack: WHAT?!
Sayid: We are on an upside down island, beneath our own!
Jack: THE FUCK!?
Sayid: It's true!
(PULL OUT. We see that the all are indeed UPSIDE DOWN in an underwater DOME. The island they are on is stuck onto the REAL island underneath. Keep pulling out, the ocean goes on and on...keep pulling out...until we see that the whole ocean is actually in a WINE BOTTLE on the desk of CHARLES WIDMORE.)
Widmore: AHAHAHAHAHA!
(Penny runs in.)
Penny: Dad, I want to go to the island and find Desmond!
Widmore: I'll tell you where he is...first, have a drink.
Penny: Well, okay...
(Widmore pours out wine from the ISLAND BOTTLE and Penny drinks it.)
Penny: So, where's Desmond?
Widmore: YOU JUST DRANK HIM, BITCH!
Penny: NOOOOOOOOO!
(Dramatic season finale music.)
LOST
