SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
DeliverMe said:
Denial. Typical.
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Denial. Typical.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
jack said:
Read your own post again you MORON.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
DeliverMe said:
Why? Are you about to cry now?
DeliverMe
ASSMITE OF DOOM
Oooh. His self-control has finally collapsed, and with a loud bang I might add. *ROTFLMAO @ 'poo poo kaa kaa'*. We Canadians pollute our own land yet Americans are squeaky-clean in this regard? *ROTFLMAO*. We just gave the Inuit their own territory (google NUNAVUT), a territory that is far larger than any US state. You were saying?? I daresay the Inuit are a bunch of hypocrites. Remember, I lived in the city of Yellowknife located in our Northwest Territories. This means I lived amongst the Inuit. They are the most-pathetic people I have ever met in my entire life. They are drunk 24/7 (The Question would do well to become familiar with these people as he shares much in common with them) and they are pigs. Most of the towns and hamlets in our Northwest Territories have banned the sale of liquor outright due to the Inuit constantly getting drunk day in and day out. Ironically enough, the white man did not institute this law. The Inuit did. *ROTFLMAO*. I still recall when I was in an arcade (I had only been there for one week) the Inuit (I was the only white individual in there) kept gawking at me as if to say 'how dare he come in here'. One of the male Inuit came up to me and demanded to know what I was doing there. I smiled, calmly puffed on my ciggy and asked 'what the fuck is it to you?'. They approached me menacingly. I merely spat onto the ground in front of the ringleader and said 'come one step closer and I am taking you out, I do not give a fuck how many of you there are.' Fucker shat his pants right there on the spot and backed away. Then he proceeded to tell me that perhaps I should go to a bar if I wanted to be someplace. Ironic that an Inuit would suggest I visit a bar at 12:30 in the afternoon. *ROTFLMAO*. The others kept staring at me and basically gave me challenging looks. I returned the same look. Seems they were insulted by my presence. I took it in stride whilst playing one of the video games. They were stunned that I still refused to leave the place even after they all gave me challenging looks. They had no clue. One of the Inuit girls (damn she was gorgeous) comes up to me and demands to know where I was from. I told her I hailed from Toronto. Immediately the looks changed from hatred and loathing to one of fear. Absolute, complete fear. They never, ever bothered me again after this. Another day I was at a coffee shop peacefully enjoying a coffee. Fucking drunk fucker of an Inuit staggers over to my table, demands a cigarette from me whereupon I tell him to 'fuck off'. He proceeded to ignore me and grabbed my pack of cigarettes whilst muttering 'come on just one just one just one'. Fucking drunk injun. I calmly reached out, grabbed the fucker's wrist and twisted it all the way around. He screamed. The owner of the coffee shop, who was white ran over to me and yelled at me to stop hurting the fucker. I acquiesced. Fucker stumbles out of the coffee shop like the individual who had received a good ass-kicking. I finished my coffee, walked up to the counter whereupon the fucking owner gives me shit for hurting the goddamn drunk injun. I could scarcely believe what I was hearing since the fucking owner was WHITE. He then asks me where I hailed from: Edmonton or Calgary? I told him Toronto. Again that horrified look up someone's face after I named my home city. I was puzzled as he muttered aloud 'that explains it'. I found out later this was a direct result of many ass-kickings the natives received after fucking with people who were from Toronto. Seems those from our province of Alberta (for those who do not know their geography, it is a neighbour of our Northwest Territories) treated the 'natives' with *cough* respect. I laughed so fucking hard when I heard this my stomach was killing me. I shall never forget walking out the front entrance to my apartment building only to see a body lying face down in the snow. I told the fucking landlord to call the police. The RCMP arrives. One of the officers approaches the body, gently kicks it then shoves it over. It turns out the 'body' was a fucking drunk 14 year old Inuit boy. I was stunned when the officer told me this happens EVERY DAY. Considering the size of Yellowknife (pop. 15,000 people) it had one of the largest detox centers ever seen. *ROTFLMAO*. Yes. You be proud of the fucking Inuit. I would not care if they died en masse. All of their problems are of their own making, not ours. Their own chiefs were caught making off with billions of dollars. When they were put in jails as a result of stealing from their own people, those very same people they robbed from screamed 'racism' at our government. WTF?? In Yellowknife, the Inuit live in homes paid for BY THE GOVERNMENT, they drive around in brand-new pickup trucks paid for BY THE GOVERNMENT with brand-new, sleek and expensive snomobiles in the truck beds paid for BY THE GOVERNMENT. These same fuckers do not work a day in their lives, use up all of our resources, pay no taxes, drink themselves into a fucking stupor every day yet they have the fucking nerve to blame us for all of their problems? When I was living in Yellowknife, I would have liked to have a home paid for by the government, a fucking brand-new truck and snowmobile paid for by the fucking government. People like that need to shut the fuck up lest they receive a beating they shall never soon forget. They should be glad I am not the leader of this country. I would have never allowed one cent of the taxpayer's money to reach them.SaintLucifer said:
Canada mooches from the USA? *ROTFLMAO*. How is this so? We have never in our entire existence received any form of monetary 'aid' from the USA simply because we have never needed it. Our dollar was worth far more than the US dollar in the 60s and 70s until the fucking Liberal Party of Canada introduced socialist programs which destroyed our economy for a short period of time. Nowadays our economy chugs along just fine. Sure the 60s and 70s ridiculous spending sprees left our nation in debt but we got out of it in time thanks to the Conservative Party of Canada who do not spend like fucking drunken sailors. Remember one thing, Canada is entirely self-sufficient. The USA is not. You need to import your energy requirements. We do not. Our Northwest Territories alone have more natural resources than your entire COUNTRY does. What do we need you for? What American Empire? Where is this alleged American Empire? You own no territory other than your own country. People keep mentioning this phantom American Empire yet I have never seen any such. Is it invisible? Keep 'mooching' our oil you prick. If you fuck with us enough, we simply shut off the flow of oil to your country. As a result, we could bring the entire USA completely to its knees and you know it. Our province of Quebec alone has more hydro-electric resources than all other nations COMBINED do. Why would they need you? Where do you think your northeastern states receive their power from? Why do you think Canada decided not to remove our link to your hydro grid? Too much money was being made selling you our power. Currently, the USA owes Canada just for NAFTA penalties alone over $4 billion. Then we have the cash you owe us for supplying California the energy it needed when it kept suffering blackouts and brownouts. WE have yet to be paid because California is running a deficit, as usual. That is about another $2 billion right there for total of $6 billion just from two sources. Why the fuck will you not pay us?? Who is mooching off who? The USA owes us another $1 billion for fresh-water supplies. Total = $7 billion. That could help pay for our fucking healthcare system although the fucking provinces would squabble over who gets what fucking share. You have been PWned yet again you fucking moron. Now shut the fuck up and run along to momma's welcoming arms so that you may cry like the bitch you are.
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
jack said:
You're gonna regret that one.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
DeliverMe said:Oooh. His self-control has finally collapsed, and with a loud bang I might add. *ROTFLMAO @ 'poo poo kaa kaa'*. We Canadians pollute our own land yet Americans are squeaky-clean in this regard? *ROTFLMAO*. We just gave the Inuit their own territory (google NUNAVUT), a territory that is far larger than any US state. You were saying?? I daresay the Inuit are a bunch of hypocrites. Remember, I lived in the city of Yellowknife located in our Northwest Territories. This means I lived amongst the Inuit. They are the most-pathetic people I have ever met in my entire life. They are drunk 24/7 (The Question would do well to become familiar with these people as he shares much in common with them) and they are pigs. Most of the towns and hamlets in our Northwest Territories have banned the sale of liquor outright due to the Inuit constantly getting drunk day in and day out. Ironically enough, the white man did not institute this law. The Inuit did. *ROTFLMAO*. I still recall when I was in an arcade (I had only been there for one week) the Inuit (I was the only white individual in there) kept gawking at me as if to say 'how dare he come in here'. One of the male Inuit came up to me and demanded to know what I was doing there. I smiled, calmly puffed on my ciggy and asked 'what the fuck is it to you?'. They approached me menacingly. I merely spat onto the ground in front of the ringleader and said 'come one step closer and I am taking you out, I do not give a fuck how many of you there are.' Fucker shat his pants right there on the spot and backed away. Then he proceeded to tell me that perhaps I should go to a bar if I wanted to be someplace. Ironic that an Inuit would suggest I visit a bar at 12:30 in the afternoon. *ROTFLMAO*. The others kept staring at me and basically gave me challenging looks. I returned the same look. Seems they were insulted by my presence. I took it in stride whilst playing one of the video games. They were stunned that I still refused to leave the place even after they all gave me challenging looks. They had no clue. One of the Inuit girls (damn she was gorgeous) comes up to me and demands to know where I was from. I told her I hailed from Toronto. Immediately the looks changed from hatred and loathing to one of fear. Absolute, complete fear. They never, ever bothered me again after this. Another day I was at a coffee shop peacefully enjoying a coffee. Fucking drunk fucker of an Inuit staggers over to my table, demands a cigarette from me whereupon I tell him to 'fuck off'. He proceeded to ignore me and grabbed my pack of cigarettes whilst muttering 'come on just one just one just one'. Fucking drunk injun. I calmly reached out, grabbed the fucker's wrist and twisted it all the way around. He screamed. The owner of the coffee shop, who was white ran over to me and yelled at me to stop hurting the fucker. I acquiesced. Fucker stumbles out of the coffee shop like the individual who had received a good ass-kicking. I finished my coffee, walked up to the counter whereupon the fucking owner gives me shit for hurting the goddamn drunk injun. I could scarcely believe what I was hearing since the fucking owner was WHITE. He then asks me where I hailed from: Edmonton or Calgary? I told him Toronto. Again that horrified look up someone's face after I named my home city. I was puzzled as he muttered aloud 'that explains it'. I found out later this was a direct result of many ass-kickings the natives received after fucking with people who were from Toronto. Seems those from our province of Alberta (for those who do not know their geography, it is a neighbour of our Northwest Territories) treated the 'natives' with *cough* respect. I laughed so fucking hard when I heard this my stomach was killing me. I shall never forget walking out the front entrance to my apartment building only to see a body lying face down in the snow. I told the fucking landlord to call the police. The RCMP arrives. One of the officers approaches the body, gently kicks it then shoves it over. It turns out the 'body' was a fucking drunk 14 year old Inuit boy. I was stunned when the officer told me this happens EVERY DAY. Considering the size of Yellowknife (pop. 15,000 people) it had one of the largest detox centers ever seen. *ROTFLMAO*. Yes. You be proud of the fucking Inuit. I would not care if they died en masse. All of their problems are of their own making, not ours. Their own chiefs were caught making off with billions of dollars. When they were put in jails as a result of stealing from their own people, those very same people they robbed from screamed 'racism' at our government. WTF?? In Yellowknife, the Inuit live in homes paid for BY THE GOVERNMENT, they drive around in brand-new pickup trucks paid for BY THE GOVERNMENT with brand-new, sleek and expensive snomobiles in the truck beds paid for BY THE GOVERNMENT. These same fuckers do not work a day in their lives, use up all of our resources, pay no taxes, drink themselves into a fucking stupor every day yet they have the fucking nerve to blame us for all of their problems? When I was living in Yellowknife, I would have liked to have a home paid for by the government, a fucking brand-new truck and snowmobile paid for by the fucking government. People like that need to shut the fuck up lest they receive a beating they shall never soon forget. They should be glad I am not the leader of this country. I would have never allowed one cent of the taxpayer's money to reach them.
Canada mooches from the USA? *ROTFLMAO*. How is this so? We have never in our entire existence received any form of monetary 'aid' from the USA simply because we have never needed it. Our dollar was worth far more than the US dollar in the 60s and 70s until the fucking Liberal Party of Canada introduced socialist programs which destroyed our economy for a short period of time. Nowadays our economy chugs along just fine. Sure the 60s and 70s ridiculous spending sprees left our nation in debt but we got out of it in time thanks to the Conservative Party of Canada who do not spend like fucking drunken sailors. Remember one thing, Canada is entirely self-sufficient. The USA is not. You need to import your energy requirements. We do not. Our Northwest Territories alone have more natural resources than your entire COUNTRY does. What do we need you for? What American Empire? Where is this alleged American Empire? You own no territory other than your own country. People keep mentioning this phantom American Empire yet I have never seen any such. Is it invisible? Keep 'mooching' our oil you prick. If you fuck with us enough, we simply shut off the flow of oil to your country. As a result, we could bring the entire USA completely to its knees and you know it. Our province of Quebec alone has more hydro-electric resources than all other nations COMBINED do. Why would they need you? Where do you think your northeastern states receive their power from? Why do you think Canada decided not to remove our link to your hydro grid? Too much money was being made selling you our power. Currently, the USA owes Canada just for NAFTA penalties alone over $4 billion. Then we have the cash you owe us for supplying California the energy it needed when it kept suffering blackouts and brownouts. WE have yet to be paid because California is running a deficit, as usual. That is about another $2 billion right there for total of $6 billion just from two sources. Why the fuck will you not pay us?? Who is mooching off who? The USA owes us another $1 billion for fresh-water supplies. Total = $7 billion. That could help pay for our fucking healthcare system although the fucking provinces would squabble over who gets what fucking share. You have been PWned yet again you fucking moron. Now shut the fuck up and run along to momma's welcoming arms so that you may cry like the bitch you are.
Actually with that post I made your country look rather stupid. I thought you were oh so wealthy, yet you cannot even pay your debts to us. You do realise we could stop your economy right this instance yes? Simply close the oil pipe valves. Presto you become an economic basket case. *ROTFLMAO*
jack
The Legendary Troll King
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I doubt I'll ever regret anything. But it's fun to be threatened, especially by a maudlin theatrical queen like yourself. I mean, what will you do? Ignore me some more?...Or even worse respond?? Hey I know, you could have the elitist clique check in and agree with you, thus validating the prediction. I love being lectured by vacuumheads.
Otherwise, keep your threats in your pants where they belong.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I'm not lecturing you. I'm calling you out as the the complete asshole you are.
That you have to resort to such a retarded line like that in the middle of a discussion about auto parts speaks volumes about how much help you need.
Go fuck yourself, and have fun in hell, freak. Now go post some more hubris to make yourself feel less like you're about to be carted away by concerned loved ones. Which is no doubt imminent.
That you have to resort to such a retarded line like that in the middle of a discussion about auto parts speaks volumes about how much help you need.
Go fuck yourself, and have fun in hell, freak. Now go post some more hubris to make yourself feel less like you're about to be carted away by concerned loved ones. Which is no doubt imminent.