Gems from Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

Caitlin Stasey had a fight with some Supernatural guy and he's legions of crazies threatened to have her reported to the police or something.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Caitlin Stacey is like a naked Batman.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

Which Batman?

 

[CaptainWacky]

THIS IS COOL

Poetweet

Of adverts
by Stuart

Not. Enough. Hitler.
Trending because of her lips.
My New Life As A Prank Caller"
Next time Anakin calls her "Snips".

Do you like Natalie Portman?
Wankers who go on about "banter"?
That she's in Thor too. #Batman
Fault you're a terrible presenter.

Filters on them in our own lives.
Lasts ALL WEEK (for some reason!)
TJ Maxx approves!
My favourite if she nominates son.
If we could see for ourselves...

 

[Cassie]

big titty LARPer retweeted
chloe ‏@grlforce 23h23 hours ago

when u fail biology

 

[Cassie]

https://twitter.com/LansburyReact


Lansbury Reactions ‏@LansburyReact

When you work out who's stealing your food from the work fridge and confront them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Twitter account of a million uses!

 

[Cassie]

Taylor Swift @taylorswift13 · 2m 2 minutes ago

PS any hackers saying they have 'nudes'? Psssh you'd love that wouldn't you! Have fun photoshopping cause you got NOTHING.

 

[Cassie]

Dad ‏@ILLCapitano94 2h2 hours ago

“@rxcklessthought: also I want these for my birthday ” i dont get it....5 popsicles and a tazer?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hulk one for me!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I didn't know Hulk was Jewish!

 

[Cassie]

Mallory Ortberg retweeted
Halfrican American ‏@lenubienne 5h5 hours ago

The GOAT. RT @crissles: goodbye twitter it's been real. RT @chrissyteigen good morning

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TLDR (Three Legs Didn't Read)

 

[Cassie]

Charles C. Johnson @ChuckCJohnson · 11m 11 minutes ago

If I can free more men from the shackles of white feminism #myasianwife will have achieved its goal.

(more of a turd from twitter, really)

 

[Dr Dave]

A scam in a Tesco Car Park (I presume this is like a gas station), shocking!

 

[Cassie]

I think Tesco is the Walmart of the UK.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's not much less dodgy.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, it's the British version of Walmart (though a different chain, Asda, is actually owned by Walmart fwiw).

 

[Cassie]

yeah, rip retweeted
America ‏@doctorveritas 3h3 hours ago

Also in the Hitler dogs search: this genocidal little fellow.

 

[Cassie]

Oh lordy https://twitter.com/50ShadesGran


Fifty Shades of Gran @50ShadesGran · 24h 24 hours ago

She squealed with delight when she saw the size of it and opened her mouth wide to take in its enormity. She loved a good chocolate eclair.