Gems from Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler dog looks sad to be forever cursed to be an internet meme.

 

[Cassie]

Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys · Jan 20

There's nothing like the delicious taste of Arby's because there is nothing. Happiness, friends, lovers: illusions. Arby's: the void beckons


Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys · Jan 14

God is not dead. there was never a god. Horsey Sauce can be consumed on fries.


Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys · Jan 22

Hey! It's almost the weekend! What's your favorite Arby's snack to enjoy as you trudge meaninglessly towards doom?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love how a college education doesn't go to waste, even in a lousy job market. GO INTENETS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They often joke about Arby's in The Simpsons.

 

[Cassie]

The Archduchess retweeted
Red Maria ‏@dolphinmaria 5h5 hours ago

Richard is in a bad mood ... #DawkinsPorn

This is for Sausageman but he probably never looks at this thread

 

[Cassie]

@thepunningman: I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE AND I NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE

nobody puts baby in a corner

 

[Cassie]

Slate retweeted
Jason Bittel ‏@bittelmethis 21m21 minutes ago

If I could add a 6th fact: Porcupine coitus involves a lot of screaming. Porcupine sex: Mating behaviors involve quills, musk, penis spikes, fights, and arcs of urine.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys · Jan 20

There's nothing like the delicious taste of Arby's because there is nothing. Happiness, friends, lovers: illusions. Arby's: the void beckons


Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys · Jan 14

God is not dead. there was never a god. Horsey Sauce can be consumed on fries.


Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys · Jan 22

Hey! It's almost the weekend! What's your favorite Arby's snack to enjoy as you trudge meaninglessly towards doom?

I enjoy their mozzarella sticks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Compared to some other fast food chains, I don't have a porblem with Arby's menu at all.

Fake chemicalized actual rost beef is better than fake chemicalized ground beef with pink slime.

 

[Cassie]

Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 1h1 hour ago

Florida Man Caught Having Sex With Family Chihuahua | Reports: Wellington man had sex with family Chihuahua | www.palmbeachpost.com …

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's the kind of thing where, if you get caught doing it, you probably wanted to get caught doing it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does the fact that it's a party of the family make it beatial incest?

 

[Cassie]

https://twitter.com/merlehaggard/status/564188403353133056

Merle Haggard is tweeting to Bob Dylan, I don't think Bob is on Twitter? I DON'T KNOW.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm sure @TomPetty will let him know.

 

[Cassie]

Emily Bett Rickards ‏@EmilyBett 16m16 minutes ago

“Cats. Cats are such a big thing right now. They’re the most popular thing on Facebook.” - mom

 

[CaptainWacky]

She should get a cat.

 

[Cassie]

Krinkle8 ‏@Krinkle8 Feb 9

Someone pointed out that "oh my god, becky, look at her butt" passes the bechdel test and I haven't stopped laughing for a week

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/BrentSpiner/status/565560853895073792

 

[Cassie]

IF IT'S RACIST WHEN I SAY IT THEN IT'S RACIST IF ANYONE SAYS IT

 

[Cassie]

Kiki D. ‏@FeralCrone Feb 7

4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.


(he knows about the robot apocalypse, imo)