Gems from Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

It's time to end the human production line.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WACKY AND I JUST HAD AN EXCHANGE ON TWITTER OMG.

 

[Cassie]

British sex positions is trending https://twitter.com/hashtag/BritishSexPositions?src=tren

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So far this is my favorite:

Henry Tudor ‏@KngHnryVIII
5:12 PM - 13 Feb 2015

The Barty Crouch #BritishSexPositions

 

[Cassie]

sasha ‏@sashadaisical 3h3 hours ago

what a time to be alive.

 

[Cassie]

Roqayah Chamseddine ‏@roqchams 2h2 hours ago

This is an actual thing being said by people who are apparently not Don Lemon.

 

[Cassie]

Scott Jordan Harris ‏@ScottFilmCritic

If you've been searching for the world's creepiest monkey, you can probably stop now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are they kittens smeared in Nutella?

 

[Cassie]

Amazon Movie Reviews ‏@AmznMovieRevws 2h2 hours ago

Dear John.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN GIRLFRIEND

 

[Dr Dave]

Roqayah Chamseddine ‏@roqchams 2h2 hours ago

This is an actual thing being said by people who are apparently not Don Lemon.

Speaking of Nutella.

Pour out a crepe for my homie: Michele Ferrero, inventor of Nutella, dead at 89 | Blogs | Orlando Weekly

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I had a Nutella pancake in his honour.

 

[Cassie]

Mark Duplass ‏@MarkDuplass 54m54 minutes ago

Yep.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

Err...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want to eet someone like Channing Tatum too.

 

[Cassie]

The Smoking Gun ‏@tsgnews 15m15 minutes ago

Florida woman arrested in connection with domestic nut punching incident... Florida Police Arrest Woman For Domestic Nut Punching Incident | The Smoking Gun

(IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR)

 

[Dr Dave]

You would never damage something so close to the peni, as it might damage it.

 

[Cassie]

Katrina Law ‏@Misskatrinalaw 3h3 hours ago

What happens in the #Tardis stays in the Tardis. @Pensacon @SawbonesHex #DrWho #colinbaker

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Really need to watch Spartacus again. She was really cool.

 

[Cassie]

Best Of Drug Forums @DrugForumsBest · 4m 4 minutes ago

Ever since I got on the dark nets I started masturbating excessively. I'm going to stop jerking for a month and try some more drugs.


Best Of Drug Forums @DrugForumsBest · Mar 1

Psychedelic effects on scrotum


Best Of Drug Forums @DrugForumsBest · Mar 1

Hey reddit, I've done shrooms 3 times and I noticed they do weird things to my balls.


Best Of Drug Forums @DrugForumsBest · Mar 1

During the trip and for a day or two afterwards my balls become really saggy, turn red and get oily. They also feel hot to the touch.