Gems from Twitter

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps Floridaman was just pretending to be a cat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

With all the news stories that start out "Florida Man", there really should really be a comic book villain named Florida Man.

Oh, I see there is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CASSIE HAVE YOU EVER EATEN ARMADILLO?

 

[Cassie]

I actually have.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it tough?

 

[Cassie]

Just the shell! lol no the meat is kind of the texture of chicken. Everyone compares everything to chicken, but it is kinda like chicken.

ALSO yesterday a band followed me on twitter so I followed them back because they didn't seem annoying and their music is okay but now they've sent me 5 direct messages trying to get me to download their album, and I just replied THANKS and now they've sent me another asking if I've downloaded the album and do I like it. YOU SEEM KINDA NEEDY LUX LISBON. (i'd never heard of them before they followed me)

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's probably a scam DON'T DOWNLOAD IT!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They want you to join them and play tambourine...it's how they get all their victims. :scared:

 

[Cassie]

Steve Suckington ‏@SteveSuckington Sep 28

*Eagle walks in all sweaty & coughing*

"DIDN'T YOU SEE THE WALL? YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE"

 

[CaptainWacky]

No undocumented Democarts? So Democrats with documents are fine?

 

[Cassie]

OMG that band just sent me another direct message. WHAT THE FUCK?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think they followed me a while ago, but I'm too much of a dick or unsociable or something to follow people back.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surely they have an automated message sending thing and don't sit at their computers thinking "I can't write another song UNTIL CASSIE FOLLOWS ME!!!"

 

[Cassie]

HERE ARE THE MESSAGES, I don't know if it's a bot sending them or a desperate and/or high band member. YOU DECIDE.

hey cheers Mandy I'm stu, thanks for follow, would it be ok to send a free EP download (11 songs) as thanks? appreciated! Stu

ah cool,managed to dig out link Mandy should be more organised!! (iPhone/Android version at the bottom) stu shop.luxlisbon.com/album/get-some-scars-ep-special-edition …

actually, just thought, in case it's easier, donwload for iPhone/Android etc is here http://bit.ly/LUXLISBONFREEDOWNLOAD … take care! Stu

(okay right here I sent them a dm back that just said THANKS!)

Fantastic thanks! Have you been able to download the EP yet? I'd love to hear what you think of it – Stu

hey hey Mandy just a quick one, hope you enjoyed the EP, let me know what you think! Stu http://bit.ly/LUXLISBONFREEDOWNLOAD …

STOP PRESSURING ME, STU!

 

[Cassie]

Stock Porn Comments ‏@PornComnents 1h

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hey Mandy have you been able to look at how hard my dick are yet?

 

[Cassie]

YES STU, YOUR HARD DICK ARE MAGNIFICENT :rwmad:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Damn, we've gone over the rainbow here...

 

[Cassie]

deray mckesson ‏@deray 58m58 minutes ago

to survive a police encounter.

damn

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Truthiness, and truth.