Gems from Twitter

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
It does have some redeeming qualities.

Like Boohat, for instance. http://twitter.com/boohat

Shitmydadsays said:
"Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi."

Shitmydadsays is the best thing on Twitter.

MadelynYork said:
GOD BLESS AMERICA VIEW MY ADULT PICTURES.

("GOD BLESS AMERICA" is trending as "A moment of silence for the victims of sept. 11" is interrupted by the clatter of people typing "A moment of silence for the victims of sept. 11".)
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Her name's Bohatyritz, so not only did she steal our word Boohat, but she spelt her own name wrong!
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
shitmydadsays is the reason I signed up for a twitter acct. I wonder if there are anymore funny twitterers out there.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Hira trended in big letters after the cake task. I felt so proud.

I wish Boohat would say something (or do I need to be signed up to hear her words of wisom?)
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Nope, she's not said anything so far. But maybe if more people followed her she'd get the encouragement she needs?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She'd only disappoint us.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
We should start sending her messages. @boohat the Mine Field loves you!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm not signing up for Twitter AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
shitmydadsays "I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

GET A TWITTER WACKY, DO IT.
 

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
Here's a jem from Stephen Fry earlier!

"I'm on the train, eating a Mars Bar. It is rather nice."

Gotta love Twitter, all this insight!
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
You have a twitter acct? I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
But you are Stephen Fry. No one else could imitate his Tweets so accurately!
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I think we should take over twitter, WE CAN DO IT.
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Down again, must be another denial of service attack.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
We could start a Mine Field account and share the password?
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
We could tweet out memes for the internet to digest.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
KNUCKLE TEA
 
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