Gems from Twitter

[Cassie]

There's no way the Priceline negotiator could resist the bun of steel!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Christians tried to get "No God, no peace; know God, know peace" trending on Twitter. Resulting trending topic? "No God"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And then it crashed.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Best serious tweet in response

theRyan774: You COWARDS! Saying there is No God, you wouldn't dare to even dream of saying that to God's face! SO DONT TWEET IT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surely saying it on Twitter IS saying it to God's face, since God is everywhere?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Good point!

If there were No God , there would be No Atheists. ~ G.K. Chesterton

Uhh..

 

[Cassie]

God doesn't know how to twitter!

 

[Cassie]

lol.. there are some really dumb people on Twitter.

CrystalKylaa: No God?! Dumbest tt ever. If you opened a bible and read you'd figure out THERE IS A GOD. stupid science.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Elishot: the "No God" trend is making me realize how retarded americans really are. Just gas and kill us all. there's no hope in christian america.

rickcait: @revrunwisdom how can u ppl say there is no GOD wow it is the end of the world all the signs are here

noodlef: who the fuck started a no god trending topic? KILL YA SELF!!!!ASAP

 

[Cassie]

They don't even realize they started the no God tt, lol.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I love that they're inadvertently perpetuating the trend everytime they comment on it. Hilarious.

melmerbay: Wow the trending topic about no god makes me want to cry, hope all the non believers burn in hell, I say that with love.

Dggcharles: This no God tt is really offensive. I happen to believe in God very strong and I will defend it with all my heart! GOD IS REAL!!!!!

(I feel for that second one, he seems nice)

 

[CaptainWacky]

God is in the details.

 

[aeommai]

http://twitter.com/The_IronSheik

thats right.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I doubt it's really him writing all the updates, but it's funny. Poor balloon boy.

 

[Cassie]

rustyrockets: People have observed that a "hairy potato" would be scary. Like a carb-rich testicle. But like the real thing delicious when boiled.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The swine!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

GaryJBusey

Hey @NBTPAIN my car needs an auto-tune up and the word on Twitter is you're the man to see. Can you hook it up?

Buuuurn

 

[Cassie]

shitmydadsays isn't as funny as it used to be. It's like he's trying to make up funny sayings now, instead of posting what his dad says. I wonder if Justin is still in control of the account now that it's going to be a TV show.

 

[Cassie]

Awww... SCOTTY!!! http://twitpic.com/37ejhd

TheTweetOfGod God
@justinbieber omb! just realized your new song "Pray" is about ME!!! U r the gr8est ever totes hope u win @ Grammys - will do what I can ;-)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bieber wrote a song about Scotty?