Gems from Twitter

[FBI parte due]

Here's my Twitter account hope you all follow me!

http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's tall.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Is twitter orwells idea of shortened controlled language?

hpeek:

Small asteroid 2009 RR, discovered yesterday, will pass safely at 2.9 lunar distances on Sept. 16. Est. diameter: 21 - 47 meters

Does this worry anyone else? Okay, it's not huge, but an asteroid big enough to be of note will pass us by at only 3 times the distance of the moon in a month's time and they only just discovered it yesterday? Hopefully if it was "worst parts of the bible"-sized we'd get a bit more warning.

 

[Cassie]

Very scary! It probably happens all the time though.

 

[Mirah]

@ Cassie I <3 U!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did Charlie Brooker tell Aisleyne to say that?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't think so, she said a few things along those lines, but he did reply to her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think Derren Brown's drunk tonight. First he talks about a mouse hiding in his library.

Woah! That was a big one.

Should clarify I was referring to my own penis. The mice are also grey but carry less diseases.

And then his latest follower (I imagine this in the voice of Freddie/Halfwit).

Mmmmmmmm (snigger). Mm. Mmmm. Brilliant, well done everyone. 46071 smelt bad, and apparently his mum is MASSIVE. He's gone now, lets party!

Meanwhile, Brent Spiner's being grumpy about men who wear shorts on planes. hpneutral:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Brown's comments will "pay off" in 18 months time but then he'll edit out the actual revealing part from the final show.

 

[Cassie]

shitmydadsays "Don't listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son." about 1 hour ago from web

 

[Fuddlemiff]

serafinowicz: I hate the way people describe Polanski as a 'Polish child-rapist'. He's only HALF Polish.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did he say that in his Darth Maul voice?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Wouldn't you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes.

 

[Cassie]

StephenAtHome: if a clown offers you a hamburger, and it's not ronald mcdonald, do not eat the hamburger. learned that the hard way

(that's Stephen Colbert)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There's that word again!

Hey actors? A little narcissism is normal. But talking nonstop about your "craft" and what you're working on makes you look like a douche.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO IS SHE TALKING ABOUT!? NATHAN FILLION!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

BrentSpiner: Had dinner last night with Mr. Shatner and Ms. Mulgrew. Both great company. Worth the trip to NY. Particularly since Shatner paid.

 

[whisky]

That was cool of the Shat, although he probably meant dinner, and not the flight out there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet Shatner and Mulgrew had sex too.