Gems from Twitter

Donovan

beer, I want beer
@charliesheen update: one of his "goddesses" took a powder. Job opening, ladies!
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
WELSH? I DON'T THINK SO, SONNY JIM!
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
lol.. White people stink is trending Twitter
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
REVERSE RACISM OMG
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
We should all start following him and tweeting our UNDYING love for him.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Good idea! We are a Troll Kingdom, after all! I found him while looking for an author by the same name, so tell him how much you enjoyed his book "Leviathan, or The Whale". ;)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
We don't even know if he ever got unstuck...
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I followed him, and I TWEETED @ him. I'm going to express my concern for his safety everyday until he replies! (maybe, I'll probably forget one day or get bored, or something)
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Our new BOOHAT.
 
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