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The Iron Sheik calls in: He talked about being in the Olympic city where Kurt won the gold in 1996, and then called Kurt "a whore" for leaving for the WWE. Kurt mentioned how he made Hogan tap out, Sheik replied "I will beat the fuck out of you!" Sheik was yelling about his gold medals and Kurt yelled back "and you were never in the olympics you lying son of a bitch." Sheiky baby called Kurt a golddigger and went on a normal sheik rant saying Kurt was no "Bruno Sammartino." They calmed him down by calling him "sheiky baby" "Mr. Stern, Mr. Howard Stern I am a 1971..." Kurt butted in "AAU champion, you are full of shit. You have to be an American to be in AAU." Sheik ranted. Kurt commented "he wants a payday, he wants a WrestleMania. He can't walk!" Howard replied "so what?" Sheik yelled as producer Baba Booey went to wikipedia and found out the TRUTH about the Iron Sheik and his "gold medal." Sheik called Angle a "jew and a DICKHEAD. All he can think about is DICK! I challenge him anytime, anywhere!" Kurt "It won't take me 8 seconds, I would choke him out in 8 seconds."

"a jew and a DICKHEAD"
 
Just another day at the office for the Sheik. THE BOOZE OFFICE, THAT IS.
 
Cena's a knob.

--John Cena challenged Dwayne Johnson to a match for Wrestlemania 26. He was on MTV News doing so. Cena did his usual speech about how Johnson said he loved the business and now isn't a part of it. Maybe someone should ask Cena about his company's "clerical error" at the end of 2004. Maybe he can challenge Bret Hart while he's at it. Story is at http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1607906/20090326/story.jhtml
 
Cena's just pissed that his new movie will probably go straight to DVD a month after being in the theaters.
 
What a dick Rock is for getting out of a business where many of the performers die befor ethe age of 40!

Also, Santino Marella is aweseome.

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Cena likes the business for sure, but he should shut the fuck up when it comes to The Rock. They guy achieved more in a 5 year run that Cena's lame-arse Vanilla-face has in his entire career. I wouldn't knock any guy who chooses to get out of that business in order to better himself.
 
Whatever happened to:

The Dudley Boyz?
DX Tori?
X-Pac?
HHH?
Lita & her male partner (don't remember his name)?
Rey Mysterio?
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin?

Those were the wrassler's I liked when I was watching a few years ago.
 
Dudley Boyz - Wrestling in TNA
DX Tori - Retired and teaching some sort of Learn Your Inner Karma bullshit.
HHH - Still wrestling & world champion
Lita - Retired.
Male Partner - Matt Hardy / Edge - still top names in the business
Rey - Still Wrestling
Stone Cold - Retired & due to be inducted in theHall of Fame this week
Big Daddy - Dead
Garry Flitcroft - Retired
Edmund Blackadder - Hardcore Champ
Sky Mangel - Big tits.
 
What's DX Tori's real name? I'd like to look her up.

Lita is retired? I never found her "hot" per se, but she was pretty sexy. I liked that big shoulder tat. She used to be the "assistant" or some bullshit for a mexican dude that was one of the "high flyer" types. WTF was his name? Papi Chulo?

I always preferred the smaller, high-flyer types (like the Hardy Boys) to the meathead types who were so over-pumped they were totally inflexible.
 
What's DX Tori's real name? I'd like to look her up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_Poch


Lita is retired? I never found her "hot" per se, but she was pretty sexy. I liked that big shoulder tat. She used to be the "assistant" or some bullshit for a mexican dude that was one of the "high flyer" types. WTF was his name? Papi Chulo?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papi_Chulo
 
Ah, sank-a-you, meestah Gagh-san. You most celtainry have most implessive penis.
 
Lita was treated pretty shabbily by WWE on the way out. She did appear at the RAW 15th anniversary show last year. Still hot. She might be in the 25 Diva battle royal this year (it's supposed to be a mix of current and past divas.)
 
Sable??
 
WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?!?!
 
Does Chyna count as a Diva?
 
Raven was one of a group of former employees with a lawsuit against WWE over the issue of them being independant contractors who are treated like employees or something but it was thrown out. He's really fat now.
 
Tazz is gone!

Tazz is no longer with the company, with last night being his final show. His contract had just expired and an agreement was made to work through the final Smackdown broadcast leading to Wrestlemania.
 
What wrestlers do in their free time.

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