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Gwyneth Paltrow

I never really paid any attention to this thread or GP because her arms are so small and I will never have arms as small as hers.

I looked up Goop today after following a post on Twitter. I am pretty sure whenever I watched these SNL videos I just thought they were joking.......



 
Dr Dave said:
Speak plainly sir!
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I shall provide substantiation and emancipation to my enunciation for your elucidation.

If the square root of "Mah-gah", otherwise postulated and pixelated as "MAGA" is "Make America Great Again", then by the impetus of that calculus, disregarding the platypus, "Make GIFs Great Again" must be "MGGA", or "Muh-guh-guh-gah."

Forsooth. Verily. Yea.
 
Let's Make Amazon Great Again! Maybe we can buy some Giphy's and install them up in here!
Also maybe we can make TK a charity and every Amazon purchase can go to.....something TK?
 
The Vagina Dialogues

What did one vagina say to the other?

I don't know, there wasn't a man around to explain things.
 
Why did the vagina cross the road?

To get to the other side! OF COURSE!

Why did the vagina cross the road?

Because cock did it first.

Why did the vagina cross the road?

To see her friend Gregory Peck.

Why did the vagina cross the road?

It was stapled....oh nevermind
 
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