Gwyneth Paltrow

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

Mirah

I love you
I never really paid any attention to this thread or GP because her arms are so small and I will never have arms as small as hers.

I looked up Goop today after following a post on Twitter. I am pretty sure whenever I watched these SNL videos I just thought they were joking.......



 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


EDIT: MENTY FIX THE GIPHYS LOL.
 

The Question

Eternal
Speak plainly sir!

I shall provide substantiation and emancipation to my enunciation for your elucidation.

If the square root of "Mah-gah", otherwise postulated and pixelated as "MAGA" is "Make America Great Again", then by the impetus of that calculus, disregarding the platypus, "Make GIFs Great Again" must be "MGGA", or "Muh-guh-guh-gah."

Forsooth. Verily. Yea.
 

Mirah

I love you
Let's Make Amazon Great Again! Maybe we can buy some Giphy's and install them up in here!
Also maybe we can make TK a charity and every Amazon purchase can go to.....something TK?
 

The Question

Eternal
Nothing could be more perfect than a toilet brush with the TK logo on it.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Let's Make Amazon Great Again! Maybe we can buy some Giphy's and install them up in here!
Also maybe we can make TK a charity and every Amazon purchase can go to.....something TK?

Every purchase buys me a new soul.
 

Mirah

I love you
The Vagina Dialogues

What did one vagina say to the other?

I don't know, there wasn't a man around to explain things.
 

Mirah

I love you
Why did the vagina cross the road?

To get to the other side! OF COURSE!

Why did the vagina cross the road?

Because cock did it first.

Why did the vagina cross the road?

To see her friend Gregory Peck.

Why did the vagina cross the road?

It was stapled....oh nevermind
 
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