Hambil hates his penis

[Henoch]

In his own words...

I hate my penis.

 

[Henoch]

 

[Henoch]

^^^Hmmm, is it just me or don't these 2 images look like a penis?

 

[Hambil]

I DO!

It's tiny, really. I admit it. I have never bothered to get he whole measuring stick thing out and all, but I'm sure it's tiny. Woman laugh at it in my dreams, and we all know dreams come true.

The sun will come out, tomorrow. Tomorrow there'll be sun, I know.

 

[Henoch]

I kinda think it will be ok Hambil.

 

[Hambil]

At least my epenis is fucking huge...

 

[jack]

Drinking before 10am again, Hampster?

 

[Hambil]

What's it to you, gnome? OMG I click on 'go advanced' by accident now I'm here and I feel like I have to do something.


GNOME
GNOME
GNOME
GNOME

TK: Where are they now - The Jack Chronics - How I lost my balls.

GNOME

I feel better. How about you?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

How can you hate what you can't even see?

 

[Conchaga]

One doesn't hate a thing. One hates a concept.

 

[I Love Cunt]

No one bothered to say that Morhigan hates his penis too?

 

[Loktar]

No one bothered to say that Morhigan hates his penis too?

Maybe she enjoys microscopic objects.

 

[Cock]

you could get a falsie

Spoiler

click!?

 

[Henoch]

It's HUGE!!

 

[jack]

No one bothered to say that Morhigan hates his penis too?

Or that hers is bigger?

 

[Dual]

I hate my penis, too. Being male sucks.

 

[jack]

I love my penis. I especially love that feeling in the middle of my penis just before I throw some ropes out there.

If a soft warm mouth happens to be licking and sucking during that event, so much the better.

Plus, you know...when you're first penetrating your lover and her pussy moistens as you slowly enter her?

Nothing like it.

 

[jack]

and of course, then there's kissing and clutching her ass while you spasm inside her.

 

[Loktar]

*takes notes*

 

[Loktar]

I hate my penis, too. Being male sucks.

Yeah ne too. I sometimes wish I had been born a girl. Then it would be normal to wear women's clothing.