Have you played the question game?

[The Question]

I thought I was The Question? Why is this thread not about me?

 

[Loktar]

Isn't this thread about the ultimate question? Life, the universe,and everything?

 

[The Question]

That's just 42, isn't it? Why did Douglas Adams pick that number? Was that how old he was when he wrote the Hitchhiker's Guide?

 

[jack]

Is it faster to go to New York, or by train?

 

[Loktar]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll lollipop? A 1...a two...a 3....CRUNCH!? That owl was asshole, right?

 

[jack]

Is it hotter in the spring, or in the country?

 

[The Question]

Is it a hot spring?

What is the difference between a duck?

 

[Volpone]

Don't you think every thread is about you?

 

[The Question]

Am I so vain? Are you?

 

[jack]

Is it anticipation that's making me wait?

 

[Loktar]

Did you say wait or wet?

 

[jack]

What?

 

[Loktar]

Huh?

 

[Volpone]

Does this game really work if you don't have to post/have time to think about your question?

 

[The Question]

Maaaaybe? Or maybe we're all just sentient tomatoes and it's harvest time, ever think of that?

 

[jack]

Should I shit, or get off the pot?

 

[The Question]

Wouldn't it be more efficient to shit the pot? Wait, I don't guess that's medically advisable, is it?

 

[Volpone]

Is this the thing from "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"?

 

[The Question]

Who even cares, as long as there are one less -krantz and -stern in the world? Isn't that progress toward a brighter future?

 

[The Question]

Also: Do YOU know the Muffin man?! The MUFFIN man?! The Muffin MAN?! HMMM?!

DO YOU KNOW THE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING MUFFIN MAN?! WHO LIVES ON ASS SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING DRURY GOD DAMN FUCKING LANE?! Well, DO YOU, FAGGOT?! issed: