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Help! There's a Russian mail-order bride after me!

The Question said:
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What the hell is the thing she's holding? Is that a toaster coozy?
 
What does she want from you?
 
Ishcabittle said:
What the hell is the thing she's holding? Is that a toaster coozy?
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HeY! They might be big is Russia/LA!!
 
Found it, but you both aren't on each other's lists. ??
 
Pff. You're right -- I haven't added her to my friends list. Weird...
 
eloisel said:
What does she want from you?
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Probably a green card by way of a marriage of convenience.
 
The Question said:
Probably a green card by way of a marriage of convenience.
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That is what I think but what has she actually said? Maybe she's found something in your blog that makes her think you are the one for her.
 
I don't know -- she hasn't actually said that out in the open, but she seems to be getting attached WAY too quickly.
 
Ammerican...

Male...

Makes 45-60 thousand a year...

Nah... Nothing that I can see.
 
See, that is the thing about getting older. When I was in my 20s, that would have sounded interesting. Now that I'm xxish, what is important to me is:
1) are they cute
2) can they fix stuff
3) can they cook
Cute is entirely different now too. Cute is - has most of his original parts and has a nice personality.
 
Good thing is she can't actually do anything to you. She's over there, you're over here. All she can do is write words. Spooky.
 
Spooky, but cute (in a somewhere-between-Justina-Vail-and-Molly-Ringwald sorta way.)
 
Well, my suspicions seem to be bearing out -- the letters I've gotten from this person so far fall neatly into the pattern of a scam that was running (or has been running since) 2001, at least.

Blacklist.
 
The Question said:
Right then, let's try that again.

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She's cute. She sent me those pics too :bigass:
 
Maybe send her pics and email info to Robert Blake.
 
Is he still in jail?
 
Nah - he was found not guilty
 
That's not how Columbo would have ended that particular episode :bigass:
 
jack said:
She's cute. She sent me those pics too :bigass:
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You're pulling my leg, of course.
 
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