HOOKERS FOR JESUS

[Cassie]

Jesus is holding auditions in front of the pearly gates.

 

[Seph]

is he giving the winner a pearl necklace?

 

[Seph]

Spoiler

 

[Tisiphone]

They gotta work a pole, though.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

These wouldn't be the seventy virgins their sending over to Moslem paradise, would they?

 

[Seph]

:day:

 

[Tisiphone]

Jesus is a pimp.

 

[Seph]

and give pearls necklaces's to all the pruuutttyyy gals.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

And his mom got all of them. That's called All In The Family.

 

[Tisiphone]

I love those.

 

[Tisiphone]

purly necklaces, that is.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

What? the pearls?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

purly gurlies

 

[Seph]

:marioface:

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

nice smile

 

[Seph]

it mylie

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

lies like a rug.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I was DEAD so I could suck his CHRIST COCK.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You have to lie like a rug, first.

 

[Tisiphone]

Does Christ have a cock?