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HOOKERS FOR JESUS

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Jesus is holding auditions in front of the pearly gates.
 
is he giving the winner a pearl necklace?
 
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They gotta work a pole, though.
 
These wouldn't be the seventy virgins their sending over to Moslem paradise, would they?
 
:day:
 
Jesus is a pimp.
 
and give pearls necklaces's to all the pruuutttyyy gals.
 
And his mom got all of them. That's called All In The Family.
 
I love those.
 
purly necklaces, that is.
 
:marioface:
 
it mylie
 
I wish I was DEAD so I could suck his CHRIST COCK.
 
You have to lie like a rug, first.
 
Does Christ have a cock?
 
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